It snowed three inches last Friday
so it was that time again
We gathered at the bingo parking lot
to let the games begin
The openin' ceremony
was just a fella blastin' Hank
As participants all lined up
for sign up by the propane tank

At the Redneck Winter Games
Good ol' boys and gals, they came
And a lot of cold hell was raised
At the Redneck Winter Games

First was the trash can lid race
down the slope of the frontage road
Most everybody wiped out
Randy Lee held out for the gold
Third place won some bronze spray paint
Second won a case of Coors Light
First place was two cases of MGD
Yeah, them folks got treated right

At the Redneck Winter Games
Good ol' boys and gals, they came
And a lot of cold hell was raised
At the Redneck Winter Games

After the truck donuttin' contest
and the downhill butt slide race
Was time for the figure skatin'
for what it's worth on roller skates
Tanya was declared the winner
but the judges took her prizes back
When they found out her competition
was assaulted with an old tire jack

At the Redneck Winter Games
Good ol' boys and gals, they came
And a lot of cold hell was raised
At the Redneck Winter Games

Bridge
Our closing ceremony
was the cops taking Tanya in
Well, maybe it'll snow come next year
and we can do this all over again

At the Redneck Winter Games
Good ol' boys and gals, they came
And a lot of cold hell was raised
At the Redneck Winter Games