He walked in clad in gold lame'
All the ladies stopped and stared
He wasn't the king, but so it seemed
a love for donuts they shared
He took to the stage in splendor
and mangled "Are You Lonesome Tonight?"
it wasn't his lips but his swaying hips
that won him the contest that night

Chorus
He's got a black belt in karaoke
with feet as quick as James Brown's
he knows every move from Cher to U2
and his voice is a lethal sound
You could say his clothes are cheesy
and his lifestyle's pretty hokey
but he's a kick with his lethal schtick
He's got a black belt in karaoke

Beyond all his wildest dreams
he made it to the state finals
Planned to sing "I'm Too Sexy"
half naked wearin' black vinyl
But the cops picked him up outside
for exposure and threw him in jail
And as the prisoners gathered close
he closed his eyes and he yelled

Chorus 2
I've got a black belt in karaoke
hands made for "Kung Fu Fighting"
I know every style from metal to mild
and my moves are quick as lightning
Got a wall full of plaques as proof
and a mantle lined up with trophies
mess with this man and you'll understand
I've got a black belt in karaoke

Bridge
Suddenly he burst into song
started screeching out "Bad to the Bone"
to his surprise when he opened his eyes
everybody was singing along

He's got a black belt in karaoke
with feet as quick as James Brown's
he knows every move from Cher to U2
and his voice is a lethal sound
You could say his clothes are cheesy
and his lifestyle's pretty hokey
but he's a kick with his lethal schtick
He's got a black belt in karaoke