Last Updated: 24 October 2000
GREETINGS!
People of the technological age, I am glad you found me! I thought I was lost forever out here! Well, you've obviously discovered this vast space dubbed as "the internet." It's so big, isn't it?! It's overwhelming at times, that's for sure. You just have to dab around, and hopefully find some comfortable water that's not too rough or scary. Let me be your lifeguard, and you will learn your way to swim, I promise! Not only is the internet informative, but it provides hours of joy, amusement, and answers to all of your qualms of curiosity. For me, the internet is not just a tool, but a best friend! I've found information, friends, and even a few dates out there in CyberLand! But enough of my introduction. My high school English teacher once told me that a long introduction could divert the reader's attention away from the rest of the paper. Has that happened yet? Boy, I sure hope not!
Okay, the idea of this webpage is to introduce you to the complicated entity which is "myself," which I will do eventually, I promise! Please don't leave! I am also going to keep an online diary on this webpage, which I will update whenever I see fit (which will be very often, I foresee). Not only will this be good therapy for me (so says Dr. Hamlin), but maybe it will provide comfort to a few of you out and let you feel that someone else in this crazy world feels as you do. I cross my fingers that I can touch one of you on that level. I'll wash my hands, I promise. Anyway, enough of my jokes, here is what you all have been waiting for. Here is me. Here is my life.
Stanley's Biography: My Friends, My Loves, and Me
Stanley's Diary - this will be updated often, so keep in touch!
Stanley's Poetry - come join me in a coffee shop atmosphere, and we can share our thoughts!
Stanley's Advice - everything you needed to know about life, and more!
Stanley's Page o' Stuff - my collection of things I'd like to share.