Dept. of WHAT THE FUCK??!!


below is the strangest email that I've ever gotten... and the fact that it was spam made it even stranger...
Hello,
If you are a time traveler in possession of the Dimensional Warp Generator #52 4350a wrist watch, the Carbon Copy Replica model #52 4350 2 or similar technology I need a RELIABLE SOURCE! I will also need a time transducing capacitor. Send a (SEPARATE) email to me at: Colt3113@aol.com
with your cost if this applies to you. Please do not reply if you are unreliable as, I will need these items within 48 earth hours from the time you contact me. I prefer someone with access to teleportation.

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Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (thomas92@yahoo.com) on Monday, September 30, 2002, at 13:23:41
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