Dept. of WHAT THE FUCK??!!

below is the strangest email that I've ever gotten... and the fact that it was spam made it even stranger...
If you are a time traveler in possession of the Dimensional Warp Generator #52 4350a wrist watch, the Carbon Copy Replica model #52 4350 2 or similar technology I need a RELIABLE SOURCE! I will also need a time transducing capacitor. Send a (SEPARATE) email to me at:
with your cost if this applies to you. Please do not reply if you are unreliable as, I will need these items within 48 earth hours from the time you contact me. I prefer someone with access to teleportation.


Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by ( on Monday, September 30, 2002, at 13:23:41