ARIES:
You're going to die.
TAURUS:
You're going to die.
GEMINI:
You're going to die.
CANCER:
You're going to die.
LEO:
You're going to die.
VIRGO:
You're going to die.
LIBRA:
You're going to die.
SCORPIO:
You're going to die.
SAGITTARIUS:
You're going to die.
CAPRICORN:
You're going to die.
AQUARIUS:
You're going to die.
PISCES:
You are a bitch and/or bastard, and you are going to die painfully.