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  Fuck you, you fucking cock-smoker! I don't see you doing any damned thing better with your fucking time, sonofabitch. At any rate, I'd like to see you do a better fucking job of filling in a damned website with completely original fucking material. Do you even give a shit about how fucking hard it is for me to come up with this shit? After a while you start running out of shit to write about, especially if you refuse to write about the same topic more than once or twice. Regardless of how long it takes to write this fucking shit, however, I also have to read back over it, rewrite it, re-read it, edit it, type it, and then format it to fucking html. But wait, motherfucker, there's more. I'm an anal retentive fuck that likes to do thing by hand, so I hand code all my html and check every damned last fucking link on my site once a month to make sure everything is working properly, not to mention figuring out what I'm going to do with my fucking site next. You have no idea how damned hard it is just to maintain an extensible links page, let alone all the rest of the shit that I make available to you ungrateful fucks. I do all this great shit with no real feedback, whatsoever from you bastardass-sonofabitch-motherfuckers. So; Fuck you!, if you appreciated ant of it you would email me to tell me how you felt, or maybe you might email your bitchass friends a link to my page. Fuck you!. If you assholes really cared, you would at least sind me some of your ideas of what to publish, or maybe you could write some semi funny shit for me to publish.

  OK, I've ranted and raved long enough to pretty much cover the lack of obsenities in the last piece, but to be on the safe side, here is a list of dirty words, some of which I may have failed to use;

  If you have any suggestions to append to this list, please send them in. Have a nice day, Bitch. :)

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