Submission Requirements

• Nothing defamatory about our Savior, Pilot.
• Must be in MS Word (*.doc), MS Works (*.wps), or Rich Text (*.RTF). Do NOT send HTML, as you'll confuse me and fuck up my whole world.
• Must include author's name and e-mail address, as well as rating.
• Anyone submitting material MUST own all copyrights to said document, and agrees to allow me to post it on my website for the perusal of others. By submitting your work, you acknowledge that I am not responsible for the actions of anyone who copies it from my page, although I strongly discourage people from stealing your work.
• Must include Pilot in at least part of the story, and not as a bump on a log.

• Must be submitted in jpg, gif, or bmp formats. I will do conversions, but am not responsible for degradation of quality or color.
• Must be wholly owned by the submitter, or by entities controlled by same.
• Must include a rating.

• Must include header stating rating, pairing(s), and additional disclaimer warning people under 18 not to read it.
• Must not depict, imply, or otherwise state a sexual relationship with anyone under the age of consent in their home country. (So, no sex with any Delvian under 300 cycles, Sebacians or Humans under 18, N'bari younger than Chiana, Luxans under 22, or Hynerians under 50)
• If in the form of altered photographs, must explicitly deny any collaboration with Henson, Sci-Fi, USA, Hallmark, or other entities involved in ownership, production, distribution, or broadcast of Farscape.
• Try not to get either of us sued.
• Anyone who can get me nude pics of Gigi Edgley (Chiana) will have access to all the stuff that I write for myself instead of general consumption. She has GOT to be the most beautiful thing that ever graced the earth.

• Must contain no less than one same sex pairing.
• As far as we can tell, Pilot and Rygel are the males of their species, so, unless proven otherwise, pairings with Pilot or Rygel with D'Argo or Crichton will qualify as slash.