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Estate,Car,Porn,Like new,Human,DVD,Investment

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Starting bid: US $0.01
History: 1 bid

Price: US $800.00
Location: Salem, OR United States / Portland
Auction Ending Price: eBay cancellation

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Description (revised): Listed in category > Collectibles > Cultures, Ethnicities > African (1900-Now) > Figures, Sculpture

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Dangit, it hurts my toes. I hurt my toes.






































































Tell me... What your idea of good time? Please buy this. I feel better if you do. I losing job. My children in hospital with bubonic plague, disheveled. I no longer hear patter of feet. I’m so lonely. My wife's untimely passing happened. ROCK BOTTOM PRICES!! I'll fire up the grill, because at these prices, I cooking deals! NOT SOLD IN STORES!

If you try please everybody, you only please yourself. Leave checkbook to kids, I'm going shopping! Have nothing to do with antihistamines.

I have no pictures of somber items, but do have picture of girl bending backwards with word "flexibility" written. The carpet is hot lava, then come on!

I found somber items in geography. You bid on bark chip and 2-4 pieces of gravel. The bark chip actually several pieces taped together making it about size of medium sized humming bird. I clapped him on the back.

Because of black market, we're at lowest prices of century! To make honey, young bee need young flower. Buy/sell/trade.

I require you bid now. I also require.

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Hit Counter Upon Close: 685: eBay cancelled the auction after the completion of the fifth day.
127 hits within first 24 hours


shipping and payment details

Shipping and handling: US $2.95 (within United States)
Buyer pays for all shipping costs
Shipping insurance: Not offered
Will ship worldwide.




e-mail and responses regarding this piece

From: cchps531@hotmail.com
Question for seller -- Item #3253729721...

what the hell are u selling?



Response...

Re: Question for seller -- Item #3253729721...

I is pieces of my homeland. In my homeland, they refer to me as "Batman of the Nile!" I sell you is pieces.




From: Joe Wilder (cchps531@hotmail.com)
Re: Question for seller -- Item #3253729721...

FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Response...

Re: Question for seller -- Item #3253729721...

Lets not get tasty.





From: hcarlosj@prodigy.net
Question for seller -- Item #3253729721...

Excuse me, but before I bid, exactly what are you selling?




Response...

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You are what you eat... hint, hint...





From: bambu@nyc.rr.com
Question for seller -- Item #3253729721...

are you smoking crack?




Response...

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Lets not kiss and tell...





From: noodlenogggin@aol.com
Question for seller -- Item #3253729721...

why "flexibility"?




Response...

Re: Question for seller -- Item #3253729721...

Manifest squint in our face.





From: quannahcombs@hotmail.com
Question for seller -- Item #3253729721...

what is being sold?




Response...

Re: Question for seller -- Item #3253729721...

WIN ! ! !





From: Firegirl1315@aol.com
Question for seller -- Item #3253729721...

To make honey, young bee need young flower?




Response...

Re: Question for seller -- Item #3253729721...

If ask if have two. Asking wrong question.





From: rickystorck@hotmail.com
Question for seller -- Item #3253729721...

what the hell are you selling




Response...

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Selling is memorabilia. This last is chance to buy!!!





From: basicstuff@hawaii.rr.com
Question for seller -- Item #3253729721...

what is it you are selling?
Just curious




Response...

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It's sad... She was a perpetrator.