Once upon a June, I happened across a graduation card. About a month prior I had graduated. "Oh a new graduation card" I thought to myself. "Oh a new graduation card" I said out loud. Evidently it wasn't though. Rather, I had simply forgotten about it completely, and thus upon its resurfacing, it seemed new to me. Lo and behold the giver of the card was present when I said those words. From that moment forth, I decided I would remedy the unmemorable greeting card epidemic. So from me to you, JB promises to combat future unanticipated awkwardness by generating maximal awkwardness right at the time of giving.

Have a great warm day... via a great warm greeting... from JB