bunch of people in a chat room....
You have just entered room "PrincessArabell Chat87."
EygptianGoddess9: where's sarah?
Wuxtrys: yeah no thanks to you i'm now in a chat room
krazykris2002: who is this?
Wuxtrys: hey hush up you!
Gchildsa19 has entered the room.
PrincessArabell: hey courtney
Gchildsa19: uh hi?
EygptianGoddess9: watch out kristin ...he's feisti!
krazykris2002: I see
Wuxtrys: no you don’t you fool
krazykris2002: hi Sarah
PrincessArabell: i hate you jensiiii
EygptianGoddess9: and i love you katriena
EygptianGoddess9: and sarah
EygptianGoddess9: and kristin
Wuxtrys: yeah, well you're a worthless pile of vomit, and you too sarah and kristin
Gchildsa19: hey now
Wuxtrys: yeah, i do what i can
Gchildsa19: wait till i know you before you insult me !
PrincessArabell: LOL that’s why I invited you here
PrincessArabell: courtney, go to it!!!
EygptianGoddess9: shut up
Wuxtrys: probably, it's more than that, it's my stunning looks
Wuxtrys: and your excessively unstunning looks
PrincessArabell: and odd- shaped head
Wuxtrys: and your twig thin child body
Gchildsa19: whoa girl
Wuxtrys: what are you black?
Gchildsa19: uh..so kris..hows it goin
Wuxtrys: she's fine
Wuxtrys: she won't be speaking to you anymore
Gchildsa19: hey now
EygptianGoddess9: she thinks she is!
krazykris2002: Sarah what you doing tomorrow?
Wuxtrys: she doesn't feel she needs to discuss that
EygptianGoddess9: i know i know katriena IS a brat!
PrincessArabell: i know what i'm doing tomorrow
PrincessArabell: screwing jensii!!!!
Gchildsa19: going to a movie and dessert with ryan isaksen
PrincessArabell: wanna play too, jess??
Gchildsa19: hey jess remember what we were doing at this time last year
krazykris2002: I thought Ryan was pretty much engaged
Wuxtrys: isaksen declines. he obviously doesn’t like you.
Gchildsa19: hey "wux" don;t even start i have had a long day!
Wuxtrys: shush up 19
Gchildsa19: no they broke up
EygptianGoddess9: wait don't invite isaksen....NO
PrincessArabell: ~love wux and princess
krazykris2002: So what are your plans with Scott?
Wuxtrys: scott's more or less just a pile. i don't feel like seeing him
Wuxtrys: yeah, don't question me
Wuxtrys: i know him way better than you
PrincessArabell: jessica enjoyed your im profile for me jens
krazykris2002: Sarah I was talking to you
Gchildsa19: i know
Wuxtrys: no you don’t
PrincessArabell: yeah scott's really not my type
Wuxtrys: you’re not his type you tool
Gchildsa19: he hasn't told me
krazykris2002: oh a surprise
PrincessArabell: don't you think, jess??
Gchildsa19: well no he just jasn't told me :-)
Wuxtrys: is that russian?
krazykris2002: hey retard
krazykris2002: you are funny
krazykris2002: you should be a comedian
krazykris2002: don't shush me boy
Gchildsa19: SSSHHHH YOURSELF
Wuxtrys: I DEMAND TOTAL SILENCE
krazykris2002: not happening
EygptianGoddess9: how do you do it courtney?
Wuxtrys: YOU HORRID PEOPLE NEED TO BE SILENT
krazykris2002: nice try....i'll give you a 5
PrincessArabell: maybe a 4
Wuxtrys: what the hell does that mean?
PrincessArabell: lack of effort on your part
Wuxtrys: are you jewish?
krazykris2002: oh that was a good comeback
Wuxtrys: you're a jew too
Gchildsa19: watch the language please
Wuxtrys: i thought i told you to shut your blemished scar tissue face a long time ago freak
Gchildsa19: come quiet me then
Wuxtrys: no thanks, that’s kind of gross.
krazykris2002: what kind of name is courtney anyways
EygptianGoddess9: gross is the amount of makeup you put on, courts!
Wuxtrys: that doesn't even make any sense
EygptianGoddess9: what is this quiet sarah stuff?
Gchildsa19: lol oh jess
Wuxtrys: oh she's a jew, she needs to keep to herself
krazykris2002: Courtney do you play for the wrong side of the team?
Wuxtrys: hey 2002 are you talking?
krazykris2002: you heard me
EygptianGoddess9: yea, go to the gay side where you belong!
Wuxtrys: what are you 17?
EygptianGoddess9: good one kris
krazykris2002: I'm in college reject
Wuxtrys: whoa... a failure i’m sorry.
krazykris2002: you should be
EygptianGoddess9: ya sorry courts, she actually goes to a real one!
PrincessArabell: courtney isn't in school
PrincessArabell: and he doesn't work but 12 hours a week
Gchildsa19: where are the nice guys? why did you bring this one in?
krazykris2002: that's lame
PrincessArabell: this is supposed to be FUN
krazykris2002: I can have fun too
PrincessArabell: oh ok
krazykris2002: So everyone has run out of things to say?
Wuxtrys: hi eygpt
EygptianGoddess9: courtney is the most dominant person on the planet. he rules me.
EygptianGoddess9: no just waiting for the next fight!
EygptianGoddess9: why did my name just say that?
krazykris2002: I'm ready
Wuxtrys: you're like 17
Wuxtrys: what the hell are YOU ready for?
PrincessArabell: to get in your pants
krazykris2002: to fight
CMelliec has entered the room.
Wuxtrys: cmelliec is poor white trash
PrincessArabell: hi melanie
EygptianGoddess9: oh hey mel, this is jessica
PrincessArabell: wuxtrys is my horrifying friend courtney, and the others are jessica and kristin and sarah from south
Wuxtrys: her name is melanie, the sloppy piece of garbage
EygptianGoddess9: no that's your home life!
Wuxtrys: homelife is named melanie? that doesn’t even make any sense.
PrincessArabell: yeah go eat fad
Wuxtrys: fad? you people are so stupid.
PrincessArabell: when kabes eats more than you there's a problem
PrincessArabell: friggin power bars.....
EygptianGoddess9: who eats power bars ?
CMelliec: hey katrina
PrincessArabell: hi melanie
PrincessArabell: like our chat?? lol
PrincessArabell: how's davidscott??
CMelliec: isn't it jessica who's a succer for a hot guy
CMelliec: should i show her davidq
EygptianGoddess9: WHAT ME?
Wuxtrys: david q is a tool
krazykris2002: i have severe gang green
krazykris2002: i’m soo loaded with disgusting diseases i can't even stand myself
PrincessArabell: YES she would appreciate it
CMelliec: wanna see my david jess?
krazykris2002: hey that's funny
krazykris2002: I wish I was as cool as you wux
Wuxtrys: yeah, well it’s going to be massive struggle for someone of your poor status
PrincessArabell: melanie just asked you a question jess
PrincessArabell: wanna see her guy?
EygptianGoddess9: show me the "money"
Wuxtrys: that was stupid.
PrincessArabell: hey guys, guess what i'm wearing??
PrincessArabell: just a good ol thong and lacy bra
Gchildsa19: i am comin over
PrincessArabell: just felt like sharing that with the good ol mormons
Wuxtrys: okay, next time share something fascinating with the morons
Wuxtrys: melanie, tell me something about your prostate cancer...
CMelliec: it's not really cancer. i have huge bumps all over my body that are pussing at any given moment
Wuxtrys: my goodness… lol? please… please…
EygptianGoddess9: pussin all over ...that's your face again courts
krazykris2002: go gchild
Wuxtrys: clever… wow. very clever. are you 9 years old?
Wuxtrys: seriously, those lol’s have gotta stop… please stop.
krazykris2002: smarter than you half wit
Wuxtrys: yeah, probably, as clever as you are…
krazykris2002: well we made it to college
Wuxtrys: but you told me yourself that you were a college reject?
krazykris2002: that's a good one
PrincessArabell: the group feel that courtney insults people as a way of maintaining distance to prevent intimacy
Wuxtrys: at least hahaha is better than lol you stupid pile of trash
PrincessArabell: but the group is very forgiving
EygptianGoddess9: not your butt again courts
Wuxtrys: what is that?
EygptianGoddess9: ya you're gay right?
EygptianGoddess9: even for men
PrincessArabell: his old roomate jesse would know, wouldn't he??
Wuxtrys: eygpt, whatever your name is, everyone knows your brother bangs guys. it’s a well known fact. he was kicked out of my high school for doing it publicly in 1999.
krazykris2002: you spy
PrincessArabell: why are all the ugly ones taken!!
PrincessArabell: a pity i tell you!!
Wuxtrys: hey... emaciated... be quiet
EygptianGoddess9: shut up
krazykris2002: So courts you are what 17 and half and a highschool dropout?
Wuxtrys: remember? i said YOU were 17, it’s not funny when you say it because you’re a not funny person. and i go to willamette.
CMelliec: wow...i think it's my bed time, night girls
Wuxtrys: you’re poor white trash. remember that as you go to bed.
CMelliec has left the room.
EygptianGoddess9: oh she left...i liked her
krazykris2002: me too
Wuxtrys: shh... reject, be quiet
krazykris2002: don't shhh me boy
Gchildsa19: i am going out to portlans with nick on sat
Wuxtrys: you're a 17 year old school girl.
Gchildsa19: he is in a tux and i have to be formal
Wuxtrys: yeah, he's a puddle back
EygptianGoddess9: as an the movie guy?
Gchildsa19: i don't know what to wear
krazykris2002: nick yikes Sarah
Wuxtrys: yikes, nice
Gchildsa19: well he has a gf
krazykris2002: I know you envy me wux
Wuxtrys: yeah, you're a puddleback too
Gchildsa19: he just wants to wear hte tux one more day
krazykris2002: ohhh… I’m going to cry
Wuxtrys: i would if i were you
Wuxtrys: you're worthless… i’d be crying now
PrincessArabell: nick ferrazano?
Gchildsa19: i need a hug
EygptianGoddess9: katriena where you at
krazykris2002: I would if I saw your ugly face
Wuxtrys: man, that class of 2002 is sure a clever one
Gchildsa19: from scott
PrincessArabell: i'm here no worries girl
Gchildsa19: i know
EygptianGoddess9: i was a bit scared yes
Gchildsa19: he is playing at foxxes on fri but i am not gong
EygptianGoddess9: scott is hot
krazykris2002: yes he is
PrincessArabell: courtney have the genital warts healed yet?
Gchildsa19: they hired his band
krazykris2002: which one?
PrincessArabell: what about the scavies, i know that was bothering you...
Wuxtrys: scavies? that's not even a word.
EygptianGoddess9: you mean the ones around his month?
Wuxtrys: what the hell is my month?
Gchildsa19: don;t be gross
PrincessArabell: yeah and his peni
Gchildsa19: hey both of you
Gchildsa19: i am gunna leave
PrincessArabell: so why aren't you going on friday sarah?
Wuxtrys: mr. T... there's some things you just don't talk about
PrincessArabell: courtney, i have severe genital warts and they sting my privates
EygptianGoddess9: well when you date gays and women with sexual experience....
Gchildsa19: uh do you know what foxxxes is
Wuxtrys: gay white trash strip club for gay white trash like you
krazykris2002: hey girls and "boy" I have to jet....i have a psych test tomorrow
Gchildsa19: good luck
Gchildsa19: sweet dreams
EygptianGoddess9: bye kris love ya
PrincessArabell: nice talking to you!! Good luck
krazykris2002: love ya chics
Gchildsa19: love you
Wuxtrys: you suck ass you child pornographer
krazykris2002 has left the room.
PrincessArabell: Wuxtrys: i have my girlfriend itch the scavies around my anus when the pain becomes too much
Wuxtrys: what the hell is scavies? scabies you mean? you didn’t even do it right. my goodness you’re dumb.
EygptianGoddess9: over your big neck, anyday
Wuxtrys: what? I don’t know what to say to that. it doesn’t even make sense.
Gchildsa19: i am out soon
Wuxtrys: please hurry
Gchildsa19: fine bye
Wuxtrys: leave now you fat savvy slut
Gchildsa19 has left the room.
PrincessArabell: Wuxtrys: her small child helps
Wuxtrys: i told you… you don't do it right. just don’t even try
Wuxtrys: you have to move "my" words so they're not DIRECTLY after your name
EygptianGoddess9: hey "kat" why don't you thing evan is coming on?
TheBriceIsRight has entered the room.
PrincessArabell: man i was just gonna leave
Wuxtrys: you probably should he hates you
PrincessArabell: you fucker, scott
PrincessArabell: you blocked me this summer
Wuxtrys: he thinks you're trash
Wuxtrys: that's why
PrincessArabell: don't think i haven't forgotten!!!!
Wuxtrys: you emaciated freak, i should block you too
PrincessArabell: yeah well he didn't think so when we cybered!!!
Wuxtrys: go pee on your feet again
Wuxtrys: you do that every damn day
TheBriceIsRight: i've decided to remove my penis.
PrincessArabell: good idea, sport!!!
PrincessArabell: wasn't much to begin with anyways!!
TheBriceIsRight: and replace it with a spatula
EygptianGoddess9: who is bric?
Wuxtrys: yeah, bric, that’s who it is. Bric.
TheBriceIsRight: do i know you princess arabell?
PrincessArabell: brice, courtney's friend in cali? i think
PrincessArabell: yes you do dumbass
PrincessArabell: quite well in fact
Wuxtrys: nobody remembers her
Wuxtrys: she's too dumb ordinary and quiet to remember
TheBriceIsRight: i don't remember talking to anyone with a stupid screen name like that.
EygptianGoddess9: like your girlfriends babies daddy?
Wuxtrys: yeah, nobody pay any attention to number 9 there
Wuxtrys: the 6th grade intellect doesn't really keep with the conversation
PrincessArabell: well you did
TheBriceIsRight: what did we talk about?
TheBriceIsRight: well we have to women who clearly think of themselves as amazing. Princess & Goddess
PrincessArabell: i just invited bruce mcroberts
I AM THE BRUZER has entered the room.
Wuxtrys: bruce hates you too
PrincessArabell: bruce loves me!!
EygptianGoddess9: a nother biyfriend courts?
Wuxtrys: umm… please don’t talk. you can’t even complete a sentence.
I AM THE BRUZER: court
TheBriceIsRight: bruce is one sexy stud
I AM THE BRUZER: yeah
Wuxtrys: he works hard to become so
I AM THE BRUZER: thats from princess bride
PrincessArabell: hey i invited you you could say hi!
Wuxtrys: exactly, bruce knows his finer films
PrincessArabell: and brice without a VERB sentences just don't work!
Wuxtrys: hush up no high school diploma
TheBriceIsRight: who is this annoying person with the blue font who claims to know me?
PrincessArabell: i know you
TheBriceIsRight: prove it.
Wuxtrys: yeah brice, don't bother... she's worthless
PrincessArabell: and i'm the one... with
PrincessArabell: the head?
Wuxtrys: hey little twig, don’t talk unless you can miraculously complete a sentence
PrincessArabell: i do enjoy fine films...
I AM THE BRUZER: you enjoy chunks of poop type objects
Wuxtrys: what else are you going to do you anorexic hooch
Wuxtrys: be quiet you
I AM THE BRUZER: eat shit and die bitch
I AM THE BRUZER: ha ha
PrincessArabell: you BRAT, where's your loyalty??
PrincessArabell: its been since what, kindergarten you backstabber!
I AM THE BRUZER: that is for court
Wuxtrys: bruce, you’re a true soldier
Wuxtrys: all in favor of trina eating her own poop say "I"
I AM THE BRUZER: i
I AM THE BRUZER: with corn
PrincessArabell: you eat your pubes
Wuxtrys: that was stupid, trina.
TheBriceIsRight: so princess if you know me then you can tell me what color of eyes i have
PrincessArabell: my headlights are beatiful
Wuxtrys: once i drew a picture of trina burning in the fiery depths of hell and i titled it "my favorite thing"
TheBriceIsRight: trina why do you claim to know me?
Wuxtrys: she's a 46lb compulsive liar
TheBriceIsRight: i don't know anyone named Trina
PrincessArabell: once i saw you without your shirt on and i called it 'the grossest thing'
Wuxtrys: that doesn't make any sense and it was like 5 minutes delayed.
PrincessArabell: freaks of nature i tell you...
TheBriceIsRight: nice one. very funny.
I AM THE BRUZER: i benched 500lbs today, the funny thing is that it was 800lbs off my max, ha ha ha
Wuxtrys: yeah, she's disturbed... her mom abused her and her sister fingered her all the way through school
PrincessArabell: i called her 'magic hands'
Wuxtrys: “erin branson fisting trina” that’s all i ever hear about
TheBriceIsRight: so she's an incest abusing lesbian or what?
Wuxtrys: yeah it’s pretty gross
EygptianGoddess9: like your personality
TheBriceIsRight: i had sex with a 5 year old once
PrincessArabell: and THAT HEAD.... just doesn't fit his body, does it, jess??
PrincessArabell: no wonder you and jensii are friends
Wuxtrys: trina deserves vaginal fisting by fat hands
TheBriceIsRight: who's Jensii ?
Wuxtrys: i don't know
PrincessArabell: or jensa!
TheBriceIsRight: jensen if he was chinese? i don’t get it
EygptianGoddess9: no one does
Wuxtrys: cut her a little slack, when she was a fetus, her mom was fisted so severely she was permanently damaged about her face arms chest back privates and legs.
TheBriceIsRight: so how come people here know me and i don't know them
PrincessArabell: scottie poo cause i do
EygptianGoddess9: so guy from cali, how are ya?
Wuxtrys: he won’t speak with you
EygptianGoddess9: how old are ya?
EygptianGoddess9: how ...cute....
PrincessArabell: when courtney was a small child he got it up his ass so bad its become disfigured and he now receives a large amount of pleasure from it...
EygptianGoddess9: and going to college, some of us can't go..poor!
TheBriceIsRight: i'm not in college.
TheBriceIsRight: i'm through with school for the rest of my life.
EygptianGoddess9: no future i take it...
Wuxtrys: and way more successful than a thin thin freaky ethiopian
Wuxtrys: if you don’t understand common sentence structure you don’t have to be here
TheBriceIsRight: yeah no future. i moved to LA to die.
EygptianGoddess9: just because you are mistakes are a girl...
Wuxtrys: what the hell does that mean?
TheBriceIsRight: that sense makes of that when
Wuxtrys: true… in what but i thought what that was what to it did
PrincessArabell: so scott, how ya been since the big move?
TheBriceIsRight: i'm sorry, but i refuse to talk about my life until i know who the hell i'm talking to.
TheBriceIsRight: Princess are you going to tell me who you are or not?
I AM THE BRUZER: I've had crank,
I AM THE BRUZER: ive had speed
I AM THE BRUZER: ive jacked off until i bleed
PrincessArabell: go bruce!!
TheBriceIsRight: wow, fast typers in here
PrincessArabell: you honestly don't remember?
TheBriceIsRight: not to be rude but i've probably met 1500 new people in the last year. sorry but your name doesn't stand out.
Wuxtrys: yeah, she doesn't stand out to anyone. she’s about as exciting as a sheet of notebook paper.
EygptianGoddess9: ok now i know what kind of man you are....
PrincessArabell: you know crystal gabriel?
TheBriceIsRight: yes i know who she is.
Wuxtrys: trina’s sister, she’s ¼ the size of her
EygptianGoddess9: now thought we were taling about katriena and not your dick!
Wuxtrys: i haven’t understood a word you’ve said yet
Wuxtrys: next time you blurt out some lame comment
Wuxtrys: think it out in your head first
TheBriceIsRight: princess is a slow typer.
PrincessArabell: that's my sister
PrincessArabell: no PRINCESS just has better things to do
TheBriceIsRight: are you younger or older than her?
PrincessArabell: and MUCH cuter
Wuxtrys: no you’re not, you’re hideous
PrincessArabell: i had sooooo much sex with my sister
TheBriceIsRight: and we talked online before....?
I AM THE BRUZER: I've fucked a sheep, ive fucked a goat, i rammed my cock right down its throat
TheBriceIsRight: how long ago
EygptianGoddess9: nice history there bruce!
PrincessArabell: this past summer online
PrincessArabell: and then you BLOCKED me
PrincessArabell: i probably still am if you check
TheBriceIsRight: i block a lot of people.
PrincessArabell: yeah i just added you and NOTHING
Wuxtrys: i wish trina would quit talking...
PrincessArabell: mmm... my sister makes me gag when i eat her juices.
PrincessArabell: go kabes!!
TheBriceIsRight: well my list is set up so only the people i LIST can see my name
TheBriceIsRight: watch this......
TheBriceIsRight: wait, should i put you under "Bros" or "Chicks"?
PrincessArabell: bros please
TheBriceIsRight: see....magic isn't it? my name appeared
PrincessArabell: okay you're on it now
Wuxtrys: trina, please...
PrincessArabell: i wear so much make up to cover the huge disgusting blemishes all over my face
TheBriceIsRight: i have over 100 people on my buddy list. there are about 30 i actually have on my "can see, can talk to" list.
PrincessArabell: i work out to compensate for my three inch cock
EygptianGoddess9: so courts, taking the car set with you on the valentines date?
Wuxtrys: okay, car set?
Wuxtrys: that's just weird
EygptianGoddess9: as in baby car set, dork!
Wuxtrys: yeah there’s no such thing as a baby car set
Wuxtrys: so trina has a penis
TheBriceIsRight: figures. she said to be put on "bros"
Wuxtrys: i know
EygptianGoddess9: seat excuse me!
Wuxtrys: seat... whatever
Wuxtrys: nobody even knows what you were talking about
TheBriceIsRight: courtney i forgot to tell you......
TheBriceIsRight: i got my next door 50 year old hispanic neighbor pregnant
Wuxtrys: that's good hispans make good babies
PrincessArabell: your penis is the size of a baby carrot
PrincessArabell: or maybe an outtie belly button
PrincessArabell: on a good day...
I AM THE BRUZER: i have seen it, courtney is hung like a packing mule
EygptianGoddess9: you would know
PrincessArabell: wouldn't courts be a lovely step-daddy?
PrincessArabell: so MATURE
Wuxtrys: (little does trina know, everyone’s knowledgeable of the fact that she has the intellect of a medium sized humming bird)
TheBriceIsRight: so princess you and crystal go at it, huh?
Wuxtrys: lots of fisting
TheBriceIsRight: i saved a humming birds life today
PrincessArabell: TRINA has a 160 iq
Wuxtrys: that's good, trina is garbage
EygptianGoddess9: thanks for sharing
TheBriceIsRight: caught inside a skylight thing
TheBriceIsRight: not before i let it fly around in my pants for 10 min. to pleasure myself.
TheBriceIsRight: then it started biting, so i let it fly out
EygptianGoddess9: oh your mom wasn't working today?
PrincessArabell: no s & m for you brice??
Wuxtrys: what? seriously, both of you are so stupid.
TheBriceIsRight: not with hummingbirds
PrincessArabell: see the small legs and head on the huge middle just doesn't seem to quite... fit
Wuxtrys: i wish the two females currently talking…. wouldn’t
PrincessArabell: i love bsdm!!!!!!!!!
PrincessArabell: looks a little off
PrincessArabell: then get out of my chat room asshole
Wuxtrys: just because you like bsdm and i don't agree
I AM THE BRUZER: i like to pack large amounts of fecal matter in my oral cavity
EygptianGoddess9: hey katriena i forgot about that guy mel recommended, nice,very nice!
Wuxtrys: one time... this is a great story... trina died... the end
PrincessArabell: not recommended hon, that's her guy
EygptianGoddess9: no i know
EygptianGoddess9: just to see!
TheBriceIsRight: Eygptian do i know you?
TheBriceIsRight: by the way, you spelled Egypt wrong.
Wuxtrys: what the yell is eygpt anyway?
Wuxtrys: good call brice
PrincessArabell: once i killed courtney and let prison inmates enjoy his dead body
PrincessArabell: yes you do
PrincessArabell: yeah but that was taken
PrincessArabell: and, DUMBASS, you didn't seem to notice that goddess is off, too
EygptianGoddess9: sad, very sad
Wuxtrys: hey bruce, i'll show you this picture i drew tomorrow... it's great, it's of me slitting the eygpt spelling B champ's throat with minted dental floss
TheBriceIsRight: wow things are getting violent in here.
PrincessArabell: yeah cause courtney can't handle it
PrincessArabell: never was much of a figher
I AM THE BRUZER: i much prefer the waxed to the minted
Wuxtrys: YOU WEIGH 30 POUNDS… TOPS
PrincessArabell: yeah, me as well....
EygptianGoddess9: no i don't know you brice, i'm karienas friend who is way to nice for this conversation but just enjoying it for now!
PrincessArabell: i've done martial arts since i was FOUR, dipshit
Wuxtrys: martial arts do NOTHING
Wuxtrys: what happens when i poke you in the eye?
Wuxtrys: you scream "that is not ju-jitzu" and run off crying
Wuxtrys: you’re trained at angles to handle specific motions.
Wuxtrys: when REAL fights don’t include those motions and angles
I AM THE BRUZER: until at least 10 years of hard training, all you’re going to do is whatever it takes to not be stabbed.
PrincessArabell: i could kill you in about 500 ways before you even saw it coming
PrincessArabell: and i box
TheBriceIsRight: what kind of martial art?
Wuxtrys: she doesn't do it
Wuxtrys: she's a 30 pound fool who’s scared of date rape
PrincessArabell: no honest
PrincessArabell: ask crystal
Wuxtrys: no serious, she don’t do anything
TheBriceIsRight: no really what kind?
Wuxtrys: even if you did you’re the size of a raccoon
PrincessArabell: and small size is an asset
EygptianGoddess9: oh no, she knows the matix too!
Wuxtrys: whatever that means
PrincessArabell: in martial arts, cause you can move faster
I AM THE BRUZER: courtney, ill lend you my gun, that counters any week ass martial arts
TheBriceIsRight: WHAT MARTIAL ART???
Wuxtrys: i could crush your tiny bony figure with no effort mr. t
PrincessArabell: tae qon do and karate
Wuxtrys: mr. t
Wuxtrys: alliteration, the repetition of a consonant
Wuxtrys: english class?
PrincessArabell: and some ju jitzu
TheBriceIsRight: name a Kata then
PrincessArabell: there a five main ones
PrincessArabell: i could show you
PrincessArabell: name one of the blocks
PrincessArabell: do you do it too?
Wuxtrys: tae qon do? i know a 6th grader who's a SEVENTH DEGREE BLACK BELT
Wuxtrys: 6TH GRADER
Wuxtrys: tae qon do is worthless… you might as well just do that billy blanks garbage.
PrincessArabell: some school give them a guaranteed belt grant every couple months
TheBriceIsRight: dude you can buy a belt anytime, anywhere
PrincessArabell: those schools hold no reputation in MY world
TheBriceIsRight: if you're "dishonorable"
Wuxtrys: yeah.... regardless
TheBriceIsRight: court, you knew Lisa Flande right?
TheBriceIsRight: she was a martial artist
Wuxtrys: yeah I know her
TheBriceIsRight: same with what's her name...from HS....forget her name
TheBriceIsRight: my god Salem is a small place.
Wuxtrys: lauryl adams… that’s the one who was a 7th degree black at 12 years old
TheBriceIsRight: yeah her
Wuxtrys: yeah... she works at the pharmacy in roths now
TheBriceIsRight: dude Leno's intern is so gay
TheBriceIsRight: i should have his fucking job
Wuxtrys: who is it
TheBriceIsRight: i could do it better than that fruit
TheBriceIsRight: some kid
Wuxtrys: hey, bitch... don't interrupt, my friend and i are having a conversation... your lame ass comments don't belong here....
PrincessArabell: is leno's intern on the show?
TheBriceIsRight: of course anyone who interns in LA isn't making enough $ to even pay rent.....so he's got rich parents who spoil him clearly.
Wuxtrys: yeah figures
PrincessArabell: WHO is leno's intern?
Wuxtrys: bitch be quiet
Wuxtrys: nobody respond to trina
PrincessArabell: is he on the show sometimes for segments and stuff?
EygptianGoddess9: well nice meeting you brice, sort of! =)
TheBriceIsRight: ditto, goddess.
Wuxtrys: yeah she's dumb, don't say bye
EygptianGoddess9: you fag
EygptianGoddess9: bye, brice
Wuxtrys: nobody respond
EygptianGoddess9: leave.....who was invited in the first place?
Wuxtrys: nobody say anything.
EygptianGoddess9 has left the room.
PrincessArabell: so i'm trying to figureo out if you're the same guy i'm thinking of
PrincessArabell: dark eyes, kinda blondish hair??
TheBriceIsRight: yeah when i was 2 years old
(this is where she was asking me what color his eyes were on AIM, so I promised her that they were solid black from over dilated pupils, and then told brice to ask her what color they were)
TheBriceIsRight: what color are my eyes then? if you've met me in person you'd know
TheBriceIsRight: actually they're not black......i.....this is embarassing......i dont have eyes
PrincessArabell: yeah like all black pupils and stuff
TheBriceIsRight: well, one is glass.
TheBriceIsRight: the other is plastic because i couldn't afford glass
TheBriceIsRight: i painted them black so they'd look somewhat normal.
TheBriceIsRight: by default they are white
TheBriceIsRight: and my plastic one had a big freakin bar code on it.......so it was lame looking.
PrincessArabell: well that sucks
PrincessArabell: i'm sorry
TheBriceIsRight: yeah. in high school my eyes got some weird disease thing and i had to have them removed
PrincessArabell: you seem shy
TheBriceIsRight: of course! i have no eyes.......i stand out.
TheBriceIsRight: most people just point and laugh. i try to avoid interaction
TheBriceIsRight: also i weigh about 350 lbs because i drink beer all day and don't exercise
TheBriceIsRight: then after my mom died i cut off my hand because i was depressed
PrincessArabell: yeah right
TheBriceIsRight: but then i got a job as a typist and had to have my toes off my right foot sewed on (since i didn't keep the severed hand)
TheBriceIsRight: then people i worked with started calling me "toe hand". i couldn't take it anymore so i killed all my fellow employees
PrincessArabell: bet they deserved it
TheBriceIsRight: then i made a deal w/ the government to get out of jail early in return for participating in a military experiment
PrincessArabell: hence the cut off dick....
TheBriceIsRight: no that was bitten off by hummingbirds
TheBriceIsRight: i tried to fit 10 in my pants at once and they all started attacking and freaking out.
PrincessArabell: hold on crystal wants to say hi
TheBriceIsRight: anyway. i'm a toe-less, toe-fingered, overweight, glass-eyed loser.
PrincessArabell: hey what's up?
TheBriceIsRight: so i decided to move to L.A. and try to break into the movie business.
TheBriceIsRight: i thought i'd be able to add some spice to the industry with my freakishness
PrincessArabell: so you still working courthouse?
TheBriceIsRight: what's up.
TheBriceIsRight: yes i am.
TheBriceIsRight: courtney quit. bastard.
PrincessArabell: courtney quit????
TheBriceIsRight: yeah... i took over his position though.
I AM THE BRUZER: courtney why the hell did you quit, we miss you
PrincessArabell: Is there a lot of people quiting. The last 2 times I've called theres been knew people
TheBriceIsRight: then courtney got jealous and angry.
PrincessArabell: what scott are you?
TheBriceIsRight: once when i was cleaning the pool he tried to kill me with chemicals
PrincessArabell: bruce is courtney still at the courthouse?
I AM THE BRUZER: no
I AM THE BRUZER: i wish
PrincessArabell: he really quit?
TheBriceIsRight: i would have died if it wasn't for bruce pulling courtney off me and saving me from chemical burns
PrincessArabell: why quit?
TheBriceIsRight: he was raped in the mens locker room one night after closing.
TheBriceIsRight: it haunted him so bad he felt he had to leave
I AM THE BRUZER: they thought that i could both work his position and mine
I AM THE BRUZER: more cost effective
PrincessArabell: oh well hey...
I AM THE BRUZER: he went to safeway to get some grub, he will be back
TheBriceIsRight: he's buying booze.
TheBriceIsRight: he's a big drinker now.
TheBriceIsRight: when he says "protein" he really means "hard A"
TheBriceIsRight: he mixes Red Bull with Vodka and washes down some Ecstasy with it
TheBriceIsRight: a few pills along with the alcohol and caffiene make him into a raging psycho
TheBriceIsRight: (he drank one of those the night he tried to kill me with pool chemicals)
TheBriceIsRight: what can i say......the guys just going down hill
PrincessArabell: you're funny
PrincessArabell: we need to talk more often brice
TheBriceIsRight: how dare you smile at courtney's demise!?
TheBriceIsRight: i wish it was a joke.....
Wuxtrys: alright i'm back
Wuxtrys: what the hell are you guys talking about courthouse?
TheBriceIsRight: you know, how you quit
Wuxtrys: ahh... i see
Wuxtrys: half quit the bastards
TheBriceIsRight: the old man raping you....etc.
TheBriceIsRight: sorry i know it still hurts to talk about it
PrincessArabell: courtney dying is my favorite fantasy
PrincessArabell: it plays over and over and over.....
TheBriceIsRight: so did you find out it was indeed Orville Roth who raped you?
Wuxtrys: different subject... we can talk about courthouse... but not that
Wuxtrys: and it wasn't really RAPE rape
Wuxtrys: someone slipped
PrincessArabell: nah, silly, dave thomas
TheBriceIsRight: dave thomas is DEAD
Wuxtrys: yeah, let's joke about it
TheBriceIsRight: ok lets talk about the pool chemicals you tried to kill me with
Wuxtrys: sorry about that
Wuxtrys: i was kinda jacked up... lotta drugs
Wuxtrys: it's funny now though thinking about it
TheBriceIsRight: it's ok. i'm sure there are lots of those chemicals in the drugs i do.
PrincessArabell: oh you're not dead?
PrincessArabell: what a pity
Wuxtrys: did i miss something?
TheBriceIsRight: no courtney never died.
Wuxtrys: i haven't read the conversation
TheBriceIsRight: i just said he was going downhill
Wuxtrys: i was gone for like 20 min
Wuxtrys: i think that egypt chick was still here when i left
PrincessArabell: i gotta get going
PrincessArabell: but i'll talk to you another time?
TheBriceIsRight: me too. fuckin a i just blew my day tomorrow
TheBriceIsRight: another 2 hours of sleep tonight. great.
Wuxtrys: sweet deal
TheBriceIsRight: adios ladies
PrincessArabell: sweet dreams
TheBriceIsRight has left the room.
PrincessArabell has left the room.
Wuxtrys: sons of bitches all left
Wuxtrys: eh, i'm gonna post this on my site
I AM THE BRUZER has left the room.