Sid...



slaka fuch: you did didn't you?

slaka fuch: swaggert?

slaka fuch: josh swaggert?

slaka fuch: you got him pretty good huh?

Siddapimp1: what?>

slaka fuch: it was originally on the porch right?

slaka fuch: then you just took it up?

slaka fuch: that's cool I guess

slaka fuch: is that what you did at the party?

Siddapimp1: who is this,,,,,,,,,I don't know a josh swaggart

slaka fuch: he goes to camp. that's where he's at now

slaka fuch: but he'll be back pretty soon

slaka fuch: so........ how's everything?

Siddapimp1: who is this..........I have no idea who you are

slaka fuch: dude, come on...

slaka fuch: don't play these games

Siddapimp1: dude later

slaka fuch: hey Davis....

slaka fuch: anyway... when you going back?

slaka fuch: you there?

Siddapimp1: I'm not

slaka fuch: dangit... okay

slaka fuch: (whistle, whistle) man, I wonder where Sid went... (check the watch) huh...

Siddapimp1: man stay black

slaka fuch: i'm asain

Siddapimp1: Kenny

slaka fuch: is that a threat towards me? because I'm hurt by it...

Siddapimp1: shit.........dat shit is bunk

slaka fuch: tru dat... bunk beds...

slaka fuch: And I sleep and I'm all cozy funk

slaka fuch: and I pee in my bed and I cuddle it

slaka fuch: in my bunk

Siddapimp1: dat shit is sick......

slaka fuch: my clothing is so good... oh, seriously though - thanks. That shirt you gave me is soooo good.

Siddapimp1: hey man your welcome.........

slaka fuch: what? I don't think you know your geography too well or something... what shoes?

slaka fuch: seriously... the shirt... I'm not messing around... thanks

Siddapimp1: the shoes.........shit what shirt what you talking about

slaka fuch: SID! I'm being serious and you're being an asshole

slaka fuch: I'm trying to get emotional with you and you don't even get it

Siddapimp1: I don't remember any shirt and I sure have no idea who this is so?

slaka fuch: that one you left over here a little while ago... I think it was before Christmas break

slaka fuch: and I can't believe you don't know who this is?

Siddapimp1: nope......sorry I'm just fucking with you.......I have no idea who this is

Siddapimp1: sorry

slaka fuch: oh, no appology

slaka fuch: I don't know if you even REALLY know me

slaka fuch: I'm Colleen

Siddapimp1: um............nope

Siddapimp1: how would I know you

slaka fuch: um............school

slaka fuch: oh well, we didn't talk that long

slaka fuch: but you left a shirt over here and it's so funny

Siddapimp1: oh yeah I'm laughing..........and why would my shirt be there?

slaka fuch: why are you laughing at me? It's only funny because it hurts my feelings

Siddapimp1: yoru right........

slaka fuch: who?

Siddapimp1: hey dude......so about those shoes......where the fuck are they .......the shoes the fucking shoes

slaka fuch: who has sex with shoes on?

slaka fuch: serious

slaka fuch: Is it Jake?

slaka fuch: OUCH... I just got stung!!!!!!!! A damn bee stung my face

slaka fuch: now I have me face me stung on bees

Siddapimp1: damn dude.......all the bee's everywhere.........ouch my face my eye balls, oh my ears my dear Lord.

slaka fuch: serious... Me eyes!

slaka fuch: I got me patch to cover me eye

slaka fuch: aigh

slaka fuch: mayte

Siddapimp1: ocuh my toes nails........they are burning..........burning I tell you.........polly is gonna ride the salten to tuna town and milk cock it

slaka fuch: milk cock?

Siddapimp1: shit bitch

slaka fuch: hello?

Siddapimp1: dat shit is bunk

slaka fuch: i told you, i wet my bed

slaka fuch: that hurts me that you keep saying that

Siddapimp1: damnit.......the giuy is in the bushes.......ahhhhhhhh he's got a gun he's gonna shot.......

slaka fuch: what?

slaka fuch: that doesn't make any sense

slaka fuch: hello?

Siddapimp1: ah................he's shotting my eyes damnit my eyes they are burning with acid.......oh the bean diop is coming now holy shit ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

slaka fuch: serious... Sid! what the hell? that's not even funny at all. there's nothing at all funny about that at all.

slaka fuch: hello?

slaka fuch: can we talk normal please?

Siddapimp1: shit no..........the bushes ahhhhhhhhhhhh the bees' crawlign through my skin.......ah........no no.....it's Flossie McShane.............she's gonan eat me no.......HELP ME>>>>>>> HELP ME

Siddapimp1: she's got giant fucking claws and fangs

slaka fuch: Flossie! I know her. How was her tv thing?

slaka fuch: she still playing b-ball?

Siddapimp1: no...............her fangs get in the way

slaka fuch: seriously sid, let's talk about something real...

slaka fuch: let's talk about me

Siddapimp1: as soon as you tell me who this is we can?

slaka fuch: SID! I ALREADY TOLD YOU

slaka fuch: did you skip that part?

Siddapimp1: tell me agian..........call me bobby,.....baby call me donnie

slaka fuch: mallrats

slaka fuch: serious sid

slaka fuch: let's talk about me

slaka fuch: i really like myself

slaka fuch: i think you should too

slaka fuch: but you never take the time to get to know me

Siddapimp1: But Mikey....your so fucking money and you don't even know it......

slaka fuch: swingers

slaka fuch: serious sid... stop it. i hate it when people quote movies. those people are good for nothing.

slaka fuch: let's talk about me

slaka fuch: i really like myself

slaka fuch: i think you should too

slaka fuch: but you never take the time to get to know me

Siddapimp1: man.....don't make me he-man bitch slap you

slaka fuch: SID

slaka fuch: come on

slaka fuch: be serious for once

slaka fuch: I'm falling in love with you

slaka fuch: and you just joke around

slaka fuch: and throw it all away

Siddapimp1: how's the pale ale

slaka fuch: see?

slaka fuch: this all i am to you!

slaka fuch: a joke!!!

slaka fuch: if that's true, then I'm leaving... I don't need this.

slaka fuch: goodbye sid

Siddapimp1: Later Hopkins

slaka fuch: that's wrong

slaka fuch: how's that working out for you... being wrong?

Siddapimp1: Jensen

slaka fuch: even still he struggles to guess

Siddapimp1: Hall

slaka fuch: try Coleen

slaka fuch: Colleen

slaka fuch: I told you

Siddapimp1: I have a dog..............guess. what his name is......

slaka fuch: Mike

Siddapimp1: IT DOESN"T MATTER WHAT HIS NAME IS

Siddapimp1: I'm gonna turnt hat son-of- a-bitch side ways..........

slaka fuch: okay, well, i wanted to talk about a relationship, so if you're just going to joke around like a spoiled 9 year old, I'm going to bed...

slaka fuch: goodbye