Random that I offended too much...



colleen011281: toothless

DatSouthChic: WHAT

colleen011281: prostitute

DatSouthChic: WHAT

colleen011281: skank

DatSouthChic: I AINT NO DAYUM PROSTITUTE

colleen011281: dayum

DatSouthChic: WHAT THE FUCC

colleen011281: fucc

DatSouthChic: WAS WRONG WIT YOU

colleen011281: dishrag

DatSouthChic: I'M LEAVING

colleen011281: snaggletooth

DatSouthChic: BYE

colleen011281: don't leave

colleen011281: wait

colleen011281: i have something very important to say

colleen011281: wait, listen up for a sec

DatSouthChic: WHAT

colleen011281: hooker... 13 year old hooker

DatSouthChic: BYEEEE

colleen011281: muncher

DatSouthChic: WHAT YOU WARNIN ME FOR

colleen011281: i didn't

DatSouthChic: YES YOU DID

DatSouthChic: YOU DID IT LIKE 4 TIMEZ

DatSouthChic: HOW OLD ARE YOU

colleen011281: i'm 51

colleen011281: wanna cyber?

DatSouthChic: HELL NAW

colleen011281: naw?

colleen011281: hell naw?

colleen011281: masochistic inbred necrophiliatic anal sex, that's you

DatSouthChic: DAYUM

colleen011281: dayum

DatSouthChic: SHUT UP

colleen011281: wait call me

colleen011281: 1-503-999-2201

DatSouthChic: LEAVE

DatSouthChic: ME

DatSouthChic: ALONE

colleen011281: call me

colleen011281: please call

DatSouthChic: NO DAYUM

DatSouthChic: WHAT DO YOU WANT

colleen011281: just CALL

colleen011281: please

DatSouthChic: WHY

colleen011281: you wouldn't believe it if i told you online

DatSouthChic: WHERE YOU LIVE

colleen011281: i have to tell you in person

DatSouthChic: BELIEVE WHAT

DatSouthChic: TELL ME ON HERE

colleen011281: i can't

colleen011281: honestly

colleen011281: you wouldn't believe it

DatSouthChic: YES I WOULD

colleen011281: no... i swear

colleen011281: i promise

DatSouthChic: I'M NOT CALLIN YOU

colleen011281: i'll pay you 20$ if you do

colleen011281: i promise

DatSouthChic: BOY IF YOU DONT TELL ME ON HERE YOU WONT TELL ME AT ALL

colleen011281: you're gonna be out 20$ and an incredible story

DatSouthChic: SO

DatSouthChic: JUST TELL ME

colleen011281: please call

colleen011281: katie will answer the phone

colleen011281: ask for "b"

colleen011281: i'll tell her what that means

colleen011281: there i told her

colleen011281: so now she's just sitting by the phone waiting

DatSouthChic: WHY YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU SO DAYUM BAD

colleen011281: i'll give you a pattern

DatSouthChic: NO

DatSouthChic: WHICH DONT YOU UNDERSTAND

DatSouthChic: THE N OR THE O

colleen011281: i said you're a 2-bit dishrag bitch whore

DatSouthChic: I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY BOUT ME

DatSouthChic: CUSS YOU DONT KNOW ME

colleen011281: masochist, a tergo dishrag

colleen011281: hey, i'm just foolin around

colleen011281: it's collin

colleen011281: call me

colleen011281: i was just giving you a hard time

DatSouthChic: i dont even know a colleen

colleen011281: i'm not colleen

colleen011281: i'm brian

DatSouthChic: really

colleen011281: yes

colleen011281: it's brian

colleen011281: i swear

colleen011281: i promise

DatSouthChic: why give me a hard time

DatSouthChic: okayy

DatSouthChic: brian

colleen011281: yeah

colleen011281: sorry

colleen011281: i was just messin around

colleen011281: don't take it so personal

DatSouthChic: how old are you

colleen011281: take your pants off

DatSouthChic: noooo

colleen011281: okay, are they off?

DatSouthChic: no

DatSouthChic: you are the biggest freak

colleen011281: no i'm brian

colleen011281: dayum no foolin

colleen011281: but seriously though, call me with your pants off

colleen011281: 1-503-999-2201

colleen011281: bye honey

DatSouthChic: I'M

DatSouthChic: NOT

DatSouthChic: CALLING

DatSouthChic: YOU

DatSouthChic: WITH

DatSouthChic: MY

DatSouthChic: PANTS

DatSouthChic: ON

colleen011281: oh I know... off, call me with your pants off

colleen011281: i know you're nervous

colleen011281: so when you're ready

colleen011281: just any time

coll
een011281: i'm always here

DatSouthChic: OR

DatSouthChic: OFF

DatSouthChic: GET

DatSouthChic: OVER

DatSouthChic: IT

colleen011281: wait

colleen011281: wait

colleen011281: listen

DatSouthChic: JUST GO MASTERBATE OR WHATEVER YA'LL BOYS DO AND LEAVE ME ALONE

colleen011281: okay, no problem, take off your pants

DatSouthChic: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

colleen011281: I wanna touch my penis

DatSouthChic: TOUCH IT TEN

DatSouthChic: DAYUM

colleen011281: all i want is to be aroused by a 13 year old girl

colleen011281: dayum, that's all

colleen011281: so take your pants off

DatSouthChic: HOW OLD ARE YOU

colleen011281: 15

colleen011281: and i have an erection

colleen011281: so take off your pants

colleen011281: let's just finish this

colleen011281: you started it

DatSouthChic: DAYUM

colleen011281: dayum is right

DatSouthChic: NO I DIDNT

colleen011281: you're pants down hun?

DatSouthChic: LMAO

DatSouthChic: NO

colleen011281: can i poke you?

DatSouthChic: NO

colleen011281: dayum, one little poke

DatSouthChic: YOUR POLE IS NOT GOIN IN MY PEEP HOLE

DatSouthChic: OKAY

colleen011281: peep hole? dayum

colleen011281: okay, well i just wanted to have sex so... i'm leaving...

DatSouthChic: THATS GOOD

DatSouthChic: JUST GO CALL ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS

colleen011281: i would rather have had sex

colleen011281: but i'll settle for guy pokes

DatSouthChic: EWWWWW

DatSouthChic: I MEANT A GIRL

colleen011281: na, i'm not into that

colleen011281: aren't you a guy

colleen011281: ?

DatSouthChic: NOOO

colleen011281: oh seriously?

DatSouthChic: YES

colleen011281: shoot i'm sorry

DatSouthChic: A GIRL i AM

colleen011281: i didn't mean anything i said

colleen011281: i thought this was someone else

colleen011281: i'm sorry about that

DatSouthChic: OKAY

colleen011281: can i poke you anyway?

DatSouthChic: YOUR GAY

DatSouthChic: NOOO

DatSouthChic: DAYUM

colleen011281: yes, so dayum gay

colleen011281: so i'm leaving

colleen011281: but first let me poke my walparts in your peephole

DatSouthChic: IF YOUR GAY WHY YOU STILL MESSIN WIT ME

colleen011281: right... right...





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