Random sweet sixteen girl...
theBIGjensen: hi how are you
Alisa16Danielle: im great, u?
theBIGjensen: hi, i'm doing pretty good
Alisa16Danielle: okay, that's the 4th time u've said hi
Alisa16Danielle: are u alright?
theBIGjensen: sorry... i'm nervous
theBIGjensen: do you DATE?
Alisa16Danielle: yeah, u?
theBIGjensen: yes i DATE
theBIGjensen: how long have you DATED?
Alisa16Danielle: since last september
theBIGjensen: that's all
theBIGjensen: so on these DATES, where do you go?
Alisa16Danielle: none of your business
theBIGjensen: whoah, i didn't mean to upset you
theBIGjensen: i was just curious about your DATING, that's all
theBIGjensen: sorry, i'm just really really nervous
Alisa16Danielle: why r u nervous?
Alisa16Danielle: i dont bite
theBIGjensen: because i'm not a really big DATER
theBIGjensen: yeah, hey aaron, i got gonorhea from my cattle prod... cattle, i couldn't believe it. i didn't think animals had stuff like that. oh well, this stuff happens i guess- i'll see if i can't give it to someone...
theBIGjensen: oh shoot
theBIGjensen: wrong box
theBIGjensen: that was supposed to go to someone else
theBIGjensen: i hope it doesn't affect our DATE
Alisa16Danielle: nah, im good
theBIGjensen: okay good, because i don't get a lot of DATES, and i didn't want to mess this DATE up
Alisa16Danielle: alrighty then
theBIGjensen: i'm glad there's people like you who don't judge gonorhea infested people... because really, i'm no less of a person...
theBIGjensen: in fact, i'm more of a person
theBIGjensen: because i've got something most people don't have.
theBIGjensen: so it would be a good topic for a DATING conversation
theBIGjensen: yeah, see, and it's funny to other people too. so my pain and agony could make you laugh with laughter
theBIGjensen: on our DATE
theBIGjensen: or DATES, if things work out
Alisa16Danielle: u r okay?
theBIGjensen: i'm great... i was very nervous to ask you out... but now i'm great.
theBIGjensen: but i am a little uncomfortable with you laughing at me all the time
theBIGjensen: it makes me feel like less of a person
Alisa16Danielle: thats sad
theBIGjensen: yeah, but it's not so bad with you. most people point at me and laugh because of where i got my genital disease from... but you just seem to laugh in general... so it's not quite as bad
theBIGjensen: it's a little more appropriate
Alisa16Danielle: yeah, okay
theBIGjensen: as long as you don't laugh in my face on our DATE
Alisa16Danielle: yeah, alright
theBIGjensen: it will be so wonderous
theBIGjensen: you'll see
theBIGjensen: a love to blossom over the ages
Alisa16Danielle: r u okay, mentally?
Alisa16Danielle: cause ur really scaring me!!!
theBIGjensen: oh, i don't mean to frighten you
theBIGjensen: i'm just so excited to be DATING you now
Alisa16Danielle: well.....c ya later
theBIGjensen: are you breaking up with me?
Alisa16Danielle: yeah, sorry
theBIGjensen: fine I hope you get gonorhea too!
theBIGjensen: see how you like it
theBIGjensen: and people lol at you
theBIGjensen: because of your gonorhea
Alisa16Danielle: bye bye now