slaka fuch: ouch, quit shouting
Ltl Roo 83: what?
slaka fuch: sorry that im wasn't meant for you
Ltl Roo 83: is this someone formally known as the Big
slaka fuch: who?
slaka fuch: courtney?
slaka fuch: no
Ltl Roo 83: oh, so who is it then? huh, huh?
slaka fuch: he gave me your SN though. My name is Brian. And I asked him because I'm trying to talk to everyone I can get into contact with about the coming of Jahova
slaka fuch: have you heard of this event?
Ltl Roo 83: nope, why don't you elaborate for me
slaka fuch: if not, i have a little pamphlet that could describe all life's secrets
slaka fuch: you see.... there are 77000 people going upstairs, and the more i recruit, the better chance i get
Ltl Roo 83: oh......
slaka fuch: and so I'm asking you to read this pamphlet
Ltl Roo 83: k
slaka fuch: will you engage in the material designated?
slaka fuch: it's about 4 paragraphs long
Ltl Roo 83: who knows?
slaka fuch: you should
slaka fuch: once you read
Ltl Roo 83: i'll read it, maybe
slaka fuch: well, i think you should
slaka fuch: as of now, you are a bad person
slaka fuch: this pamphlet will make you divine
slaka fuch: and it just takes 3 minutes per day, for
just one week
Ltl Roo 83: well, then where is this "divine" pamphlet?
slaka fuch: sorry, i haven't gotten to that part yet
slaka fuch: can i finish what i was saying please?
Ltl Roo 83: oh, sorry sure
slaka fuch: are you going to interupt me again?
Ltl Roo 83: no, continue
slaka fuch: i'm not doing this for me, i'm doing it for you, so try to show some damn curtesy
slaka fuch: okay... it costs $29.95 and you can collect it after school and at morning recess at Brush College Elementry School
slaka fuch: collection times are 11:00 and from 2:50 until 3:30 in the afternoon, monday through thursday
slaka fuch: does this interest you?
Ltl Roo 83: not really, i don't believe in paying for divinity, but thanks anyways
slaka fuch: good, then tell me, when will you be going to collect it?
slaka fuch: we accept only money orders, and american currency
slaka fuch: also, if you can... please tell me when your parents aren't home as well
Ltl Roo 83: and this is for.....?
slaka fuch: the good of the collection agency
slaka fuch: at what time is nobody home in your household?
Ltl Roo 83: what good does it do?
slaka fuch: it's one of life's secrets, soon to be learned in the pamphlet
Ltl Roo 83: oh.........
slaka fuch: do you have an alarm system?
Ltl Roo 83: just my dog that barks at anyone within a 500 foot radius
slaka fuch: hmm... how big is your dog?
Ltl Roo 83: medium-sized
slaka fuch: does it sleep outside?
Ltl Roo 83: nope, by the door
slaka fuch: which door?
slaka fuch: front or back?
Ltl Roo 83: why?
slaka fuch: oh, i'm just curious
Ltl Roo 83: yeah, whatever
slaka fuch: ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!
Ltl Roo 83: have you ever been associated with the
rash-nish or the Baggwaan?
Ltl Roo 83: maybe, the moonies?
slaka fuch: no, i used to believe in the Chinese "Dao" which then progressed to the revolutionized "shinto" in Japan, following the "way of the spirits"
slaka fuch: Now, I'm selling pamphlets on the coming of Jahova
Ltl Roo 83: oh, very nice.
slaka fuch: and for $29.95 you can have one of your own
Ltl Roo 83: just selling, or a member?
slaka fuch: I try to sell them to children at Brush College.
slaka fuch: But you're welcome to purchase one as well
Ltl Roo 83: oh, how's business?
slaka fuch: it's going very well, thank you. But it's not a business
slaka fuch: it's a life style
Ltl Roo 83: hold on
slaka fuch: please
Ltl Roo 83: sorry, had a phone call
slaka fuch: that's fine. I'm happy to hear that you are social, may I have their number please?
Ltl Roo 83: don't most cult meembers frown upon socialization outside of the group?
slaka fuch: cult? no, we aren't a cult
Ltl Roo 83: oh, my bad
slaka fuch: I just sell pamphlets.
Ltl Roo 83: i thought it was a lifestyle
slaka fuch: it is.
Ltl Roo 83: oh, ok
slaka fuch: the children are easily convinced out of
Ltl Roo 83: and you enjoy robbing the innocent and naive?
slaka fuch: robbing? no, no. the children are our future
slaka fuch: i'm teaching them for the better of their life
slaka fuch: and the growth of their children
slaka fuch: and their children's children's futures
slaka fuch: so which door does your dog sleep by?
Ltl Roo 83: oh, you are just saving their souls?
slaka fuch: who?
Ltl Roo 83: the children
slaka fuch: oh i don't know. to tell you the truth i
haven't even read these pamphlets yet
slaka fuch: it's just a commission job, so maybe, but i couldn't tell you for sure
Ltl Roo 83: ahhh, i see
slaka fuch: are you going to buy one or not?
Ltl Roo 83: nope
slaka fuch: okay, would you like to buy anything else?
slaka fuch: hello?
Ltl Roo 83: sorry, interrupted
slaka fuch: yes you did
slaka fuch: that was bad of you
Ltl Roo 83: nah, i'm good
slaka fuch: i don't care. you go ahead and interupt me so long as you purchase things
slaka fuch: waitwaitwait ther's some kids walking by my house right now. i gotta run i'll get back to you later about your friends names and addresses
Ltl Roo 83: no, i mean i don't need to purchase anything from you today
slaka fuch: okay i said
Ltl Roo 83: k bye
slaka fuch: yes