Lexlien: hi court

theBIGjensen: hi

Lexlien: my name is stacie

theBIGjensen: my name is thomas

Lexlien: im 5

theBIGjensen: im 57

theBIGjensen: wanna go out?

Lexlien: yeah

theBIGjensen: allright, i hope you're a virgin still

Lexlien: to the movies

theBIGjensen: maybe. i was thinking of something a little more intimate

Lexlien: i could come to your house

theBIGjensen: okay

Lexlien: right now

theBIGjensen: just bring your own bedsheets please

okay, it turns out that stacie actually was 5. whoops, my bad...