theBIGjensen: you here?
Lexlien: yep, just talking to my friend Sarah
theBIGjensen: sarah who?
theBIGjensen: she cool?
theBIGjensen: be honest
Lexlien: yeah, she's one of my good friends
theBIGjensen: but is she cool... you're sorta dodging the subject
Lexlien: yes, she is really COOL
theBIGjensen: why exactly IS she cool?
Lexlien: just because
theBIGjensen: hard facts
Lexlien: she doesn't really hang out with my choir group, which is good because they are all annoying!!
Lexlien: and she is really funny and she hangs out with all of the skater boys
theBIGjensen: she hangs out with skater boys? so she's white trash like the 'skaters boys'?
Lexlien: not the one's she hangs out with
theBIGjensen: not the skaters?
Lexlien: they are all cool too
theBIGjensen: what kind of skater is cool?
Lexlien: the kind that she hangs out with
theBIGjensen: not likely, but okay, can I have her sn? and don't tell her either
theBIGjensen: i'm calling the cops!
Lexlien: sure, it's Ltl Roo 83
theBIGjensen: okay, she's a slower typer than you
Lexlien: are you talking to Sarah?
Lexlien: are you typing to her?
theBIGjensen: no. i just said that.
theBIGjensen: why'd you ask if you knew?
theBIGjensen: that's what you're talking to her about
theBIGjensen: yet you still ask me
Lexlien: i wanted to see what you said, liar!
theBIGjensen: you still knew, why would I say "yes I am" pointlessly
Lexlien: why would you say "no" pointlessly?
theBIGjensen: why did you ask pointlessly? it all starts with you.
Lexlien: no, it started with you!
theBIGjensen: umm... how are you feeling?
theBIGjensen: little bit tired, warm, headache coming back?
Lexlien: annoyed, and you?
theBIGjensen: well I have just the place for you
Lexlien: what are you talking about?
theBIGjensen: it's on state street
theBIGjensen: you can't be witty with me Lex
Lexlien: oh yes i can
theBIGjensen: as far as you know... but what do you know anyway?
Lexlien: Sarah and I are conspiring against you
theBIGjensen: no you're not
theBIGjensen: trust me
Lexlien: oh, we're two steps ahead of you Courtney
theBIGjensen: what good does that do? 2 steps ahead gets you nowhere judging by the way you walk
Lexlien: just because I don't take steroids...
theBIGjensen: maybe you should
Lexlien: would you hook me up with your dealer?
theBIGjensen: you might have to drive out there to pick them up...
theBIGjensen: how's your license coming? getting ready for the test soon? what are you driving these days?
Lexlien: you know...look across the street
theBIGjensen: I see nothing
theBIGjensen: is that yours?
theBIGjensen: it's pretty nice
Lexlien: Hey, how's CHEMEKETA?
theBIGjensen: how's high school?
theBIGjensen: listen Lex, as a friend, please give up before you're crying
Lexlien: that's unlikely
theBIGjensen: good because it doesn't particularly matter to me if you're in tears. i was just playing the role of a concerned neighbor.
Lexlien: leave my friend alone!
Lexlien: you are getting a little out of line
theBIGjensen: no thanks
theBIGjensen: I'd leave you alone, but then you'd be by yourself... so
Lexlien: too bad your one friend lives in NY
theBIGjensen: too bad you have no friends
theBIGjensen: if only somebody liked you... wouldn't that be the day?
Lexlien: that's completely unsupported
Lexlien: so it doesn't work too well
theBIGjensen: you aren't making any sense, your defense has withered into babbling
Lexlien: that's your only comeback now, i'm confused you're not making sense
theBIGjensen: Your babbling still
theBIGjensen: maybe as you get older you will learn proper grammar and sentence structure, but for now, keep striving in school
theBIGjensen: c'mon trooper, get those grades up!
theBIGjensen: are you thinking still?
theBIGjensen: How's your save the whale poster?
theBIGjensen: freeing the mammals still?
theBIGjensen: listen Lex, you gotta learn to type a little faster neighbor, 1:7 isn't a very good ratio... hand skills, hand skills!
Lexlien: well, some of us aren't as skilled as you
Lexlien: with hand skills
theBIGjensen: obviously, some of those are you
Lexlien: I just don't get the practice you do
theBIGjensen: that's cuz nobody likes you
theBIGjensen: you'll grow out of it
theBIGjensen: don't worry
theBIGjensen: things will start going your way some day
Lexlien: well, that didn't work out too well for you
theBIGjensen: right, right...
theBIGjensen: how's your life treating you?
theBIGjensen: all by yourself again?
Lexlien: Courtney, it's lame if it has no factual basis!
theBIGjensen: Lex, it's lame if you type things
Lexlien: Sorry I'm slow, it's because I'm popular and I'm talking to four other people
theBIGjensen: you don't need to lie to make friends
theBIGjensen: sorry.. oh are you crying?
theBIGjensen: don't cry, just because I'm better than you
Lexlien: Sorry, five now
theBIGjensen: I'm sure you're better at some things... probably not, but I'll let you believe that
theBIGjensen: Well, I better go before I start to feel guilty.
theBIGjensen: If I keep this up, I'm going to have to apologize for making you cry all day and night
Lexlien: You go to CHEMEKETA!
theBIGjensen: you're in high school... and where's your next embarrassing letter of rejection coming from?
theBIGjensen: sorry, a little childish "free the whale" person such as yourself will make quite an earning at the local Texaco
theBIGjensen: don't worry, gas prices are going up
theBIGjensen: you here still?
theBIGjensen: eyes all blurry from the tears?
theBIGjensen: don't cry it's okay, for me, you're pretty much screwed in this life... But I'll be allright
theBIGjensen: At least you're able to type, if you were talking it wouldn't sound nearly as good... chipmunks never really had the ability to criticize people... but I'm off, good bye neighborly trash:-)
theBIGjensen: okay I'm just fully joking about everything
Lexlien: yeah right
theBIGjensen: just practicing my skills
Lexlien: you're mean
theBIGjensen: I know
Lexlien: leave me alone
theBIGjensen: I just wanted a challenge
Lexlien: whatever jerk
theBIGjensen: you're the one who said you could win
theBIGjensen: you don't go against the master
Lexlien: when did I say that? NEVER!!!
Lexlien: Now leave me alone, you're mean
theBIGjensen: if you look back up to the top, it says it clearly
theBIGjensen: "You can't beat me"
you- "Oh yes I can"
theBIGjensen: that was you talking
theBIGjensen: well, I'm leaving enjoy your 5 imaginary Internet buddies:-)
Lexlien: shut up, you are being so rude!
theBIGjensen: I know, I'm good at it
theBIGjensen: you can't avoid me though, I live 40 feet away from you
Lexlien: well, I hope your proud of yourself
theBIGjensen: was it the chipmunk bit?
theBIGjensen: it was all fun in games, it's just that the fun belonged to me because of my victory
Lexlien: whatever jerk
theBIGjensen: I know