Life's friends...
allrighty, even though i'm an asshole most of the time, believe me i do love my friends... well, my best friends. i just don't like going out most of the time is all, so i take all this heat from everyone. but as it is, here they are...


John Etzel was my old best friend. We grew up together... Second grade through middle school. I love that bastard, but we got in with different types of people in high school. i wasn't a drunk basically. but i still got the world of respect for that guy and i'd throw some mean shit down if he was in trouble...

Grant is still my best friend even though i never see him any more. but we had some sweet ass times. racing up the stairs, rippin on shyla every sunday night at youth group, mr. warren's beach trip where he almost died, identical mothers day shopping, golden tuesday, a good photograph session, coning, squeeling tires, gassin' out people, country drives in the smell of fall, and everything else in the barge that was entirely priceless... too bad he lives in new york because the guy rules... good luck with amanda too- if that's what your really want. you'll get it all, just time...

Brice is the funniest son of a bitch i've ever met. the guy litterally is so freakin' funny. i've never seen anyone with more just natural funny ass shit. this guy is gonna make it in hollywood some day. providing he's not there in 2010 for the earthquake when a lot of the industry is gonna be shot to hell. but other than that he's got everything stacked for when the time offers it up... believe me, if this guy writes a comedy, it'll be the funniest movie you'll ever see... scott brice, remember that name so when he's huge you can say, yeah, jensen told me about this guy... yeah yeah...

Dilger, yeah this guy is the only other guy who can truely appreciate doing nothing. doing nothing is key to happiness. we go to roths harass everyone from the balcony, go through a drive thru, go to safeway, go downtown, go to the park, follow some chick from winco to north, and return back to some drivethrus' and have accomplished nothing at all and love it. humor is a funny thing, especially when you can enjoy absolutely nothing. fundamental joy of life in salem, so i appreciate dilger as the worlds greatest partner of nothing. you just have to first understand the joy in nothing...

Jesse is a prick and i love the guy. he doesn't lift for months and is still a champion freakin bodybuilder. i remember when he tore his shoulder and didn't find his way to a gym for 4 months eating one meal a day and he came in on his first day as a brute. that and he has this natural talent for everything in our planet. 5'3" and unbelievable at basketball... i wish you wouldn't be so good at everything- but thanks for takin me to foursquare...

Danielle... ridiculously cool... my tapping partner. in the worst way. the worst way being memphis style. wrastlin'. honestly, she is the single funniest chick this side of the mississippi or on the other side or eastern to mountain or anywhere else. she's like a female brice. more fun to hang out with than virtually anyone concievable. better at my own antics than i am... yeah, and the most responsible female our planet has to offer too... most girls don't work or really go to school or do anything but look at little mirrors in the back of a lip gloss container. danielle has a mad work schedual and goes to college durring her break. respect, i have a world of respect for you... and i don't know if you understand quite how i really feel... i don't know if i can say the words because that could mess everything up and i don't want to do that. but regardless you're amazing and you made me need you...

Ashley Kuschnick... well it's not kusch any more, but i still think about you sometimes. not as much anymore, but the thought will probably never go away. i loved you so much you'll never understand. but i'm fine. i'm glad you're happy as it seems you are. and i have a lot of respect for you. i just don't want to get into details right here. those details are on about 300 sheets of paper in a drawer in my room. although somehow i knew it would never work... you always seemed a little too good for me, just out of my league- you were pretty close to perfect, but never mine... anyway, thanks for being cool and never quit working out, after all, you were ms atlas... even though you forgot about it.

Ashley Heath... you're a cool girl even though you broke me, but you deserve a lot in this life, so keep breaking people like me, just never me again- as long as i live i will not ever, ever experience that ever again...

Kristin Flores, keep up the good Christian model... you're like a kuschnick in a lot of ways- you'd actually make marriage a positive thing, it just won't happen... but you are really close to what i look for- and if i ever decide to get married, they'd have to have a bunch of flores traits- to naturally be better of a Christian than i could ever be so that i am always growing... so keep being just that.