If you're caught eating you will have to eat some used pretzels.
If you're caught sleeping you will be shot in the face with a raccoon spray.
If you're making buzzing noises or not paying attention I'll have you do the same, and then be removed.
If you're offended by anything in this presentation you should be older than 9 next time.
If you have a hard time caughing, try to maintain a harmonica too.
If you're a beanbag character, that's fine, but take your horseplay elsewhere.
If these rules are not clear, by all means, practice at home.