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Courtney D Jensen in Cameroon 2007


Systema

Mechanical Hound

Atomic Theory of Bicycles




Fiction: The Gastronome
December 21st, 2007. 9 pages/3,274 words.
Narrator, Stephanie, Uncle Mitch, and the Biscuit Chef.
Nonfiction: The Pen is Mightier than the Cop (Part One) January 20th, 2011. 12 pages/5,080 words.
Starring me and my supporting cast: Candi Millett of Farm Family Insurance, Diabetic Rotundity, Officer Mainiero of the Connecticut State Police Department, and the staff at Tony's Garage.
Audio essay: On Hurricanes
November 11, 2011. 3:25.
The Gospel of Courtney. One.
Audio essay: On Valentine's Day
November 11, 2011. 3:27.
The Gospel of Courtney. Two.
































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eBay listing number 1listed November 2, 2003
eBay listing number 2listed November 12, 2003
Official letter number 1mailed to David Letterman April 2, 2004
Official letter number 2mailed to Bill O'Reilly April 2, 2004
Official letter number 3mailed to Conan O'Brien April 2, 2004
Official letter number 4mailed to David Letterman April 2, 2004
Official letter number 5mailed to David Letterman April 2, 2004
Official letter number 6mailed to Jay Leno April 2, 2004
Official letter number 7mailed to Bill O'Reilly April 2, 2004
Job application number 1submitted April 15, 2004
Essay competition entry 1submitted April 15, 2004
Essay competition entry 2submitted April 18, 2004
Study proposal batch 1submitted July 26 - December 10, 2004
Mass email number 1sent March 16-19, 2005