Electoral Activism

During the buzz of the electoral promotion season, a new hopeful candidate quietly emerged. Despite being the most intriguing prospect, Smule Porb’s low budget would present logistical and methodological constraints that would end up preventing him from being a firm challenger in the presidential race. Although I maintained status as his only financial promoter and strategic advisor, Smule Porb surged forth and grabbed the interest of tens of prospective voters. See below for samples of the signs that were placed in high traffic areas to capitalize on the fact that name-recognition is really all that matters. I say this because it is. People are morons. Morons who’s hearts will be claimed by the repeated forthcoming of the Smule.