MODOK

born: January 17th, 114 B.C.

height: 8'4

weight: 477lb


BEST KNOWN ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
 
 a.) finding the power source
 
 b.) writing chapters 4 and 5 of 'War and Peace'
 
 c.) brutally beat up Aries, the Greek God of war
 
 d.) discovered that kryptonite kills Superman
 
 e.) discovered oil in 1937 and subsequently founded Shell corporation

 f.) had a crippling case of violent diahrrea in June of 1963, 
     and then discovered Immodium. Thank you Modok.