Just kidding (Paloma, I'm joeeeeee king)
 

JONATHON BANNON

Ok, first up, Jonathon Bannon(WEBPAGE)otherwise known as Jon. No photo as of yet. He keeps on avoiding me when I have the camera in my hands! I met him at university (Stafford) in England. He was trying his hardest to get the answers to some SQL work out of everyone, force came to force and I caved in. No, not really. I offered him some answers as he was in distress. I am such a kind soul. He came out to Germany and wanted to chat up every girl he saw. He has obtained the name "Albert". Reasons, I won't go into but it involves 50 year olds in a cinema.

Best feature: Love of email
Worst feature: Love of cheese because it makes him dream
 

Rosa Zoilo

Once again, no picture sorry. Rosa is my girlfriend, poor girl! What can I say, well, she is incredibly funny. She's from Spain and I'll guess that she'd like me to say that she is from Sevilla! What do I like about her, (apart from looks), her ability to chat, make me laugh and other things I wont go into!

Best features: All features
Worst feature: Erm ...
 

PALOMA PICONE

Next one up on the list is Paloma Picone. Here is a picture of her, showing her love of bears.

Ok, how do I know this person? Well, at the start of September 1998, she started to work at Hewlett-Packard with me. After 6 months of working with me, she was exhausted and instead of changing jobs, she moved back to Brazil. Can I blame her... well, no.
 
Best feature: Love of bears and kebabs (I respect anyone who loves kebabs!)
Worst feature: The inability to stay in one town for more than five days.
 

ELIN TANO

Elin is a very good friend that I have met from the net. What can I say ... she's from Sweden and she's waiting to get married, lets tell the world while I have the opportunity. Erm... mail me your webpage and I'll put a link in. If anyone ever gets into contact with her, please ask her about her soil samples. She will wet her knickers in excitement. (Thats if she hasn't already). Lovely girl.

Best feature: Her ability to chatter
Worst feature: Aaaghh... an American accent :o) for other peoples sleep cycle !!