- The CTEB VIDEO VAULT Page
Good evening. It was about time that I included some steamingly saucy film stock on this
wonderful CTEB website. It's bound to pump up the viewing figures, although I do
anticipate a surprise visit from the vice squad. Oh dear.
- The CTEB TRAINING VIDEO Page
Back in those good old days of 1995, new entrants to the CTEB dungeons were
submitted to the cruelty of the manager's home made Training video. Relive those
frightening times of Jugs and his henchmen, as Pogo tightens the restraints, and
Mister 'Egor' Toilet administers the Sodium Pentathol.
- The COMIC CUTS Page
Let me take you aback to the heady unsteady days of the beautiful bureau
with a quick anonymous anomalous selection of Comic Strip out-takes.
They're even better than the real thing. Relive those monsterous moments!
Cower in agony as you remember the torment! Looney Tunes indeed...
These varicose vignettes are not designed to be offensive,
so please do write in if they have caused any distress.
- The ANAEMIC ANIMATIONS Page
I present to you... in animated form... memories from the past you may
have thought long since decayed in the depths of your consciousness, but
now, horrifically, are dug up and created on the computer as moving menacing
manifestations of pure evil. Not for the faint hearted. Best viewed wearing
protective clothing and goggles.
- The CTEB MEMORABELIA Page
Dont leave this wonderful site without parting with thousands of your
hard earned $$Dollars$$ on CTEB's very own cast offs. Leave the worry of
Christmas and Birthday presents to those ever so helpful ex-British Rail
Spivs. Its all off the back of a lorry, as they say.
- The LEAKED DOCUMENTS Collection
Our double agents here at CTEB towers are keeping on line with Political trendsetters
and leaking Top Secret and sensitive British Rail documents by the truckload.
Here on view are a few vital exposations that you might like to browse over before
we sell them on to the KGB.
- The All-New On-Line PLEASE EXPLAIN Form
For all ex-staff harbouring years of guilt for that fake sickie from years back,
its not too late! Management are now accepting belated 'Please Explain'
forms over the net. They promise no action will be taken,
although confessions may be reflected on personal references. Dont delay...Send today!
Coming Soon: For all the worlds sad victims still doing time in Call Centers:-
The 'On-line please can I have a break to go to toilet' form.
- The JUGS TV Channel
Baldy's Broadcasting Corporation deliver to you a live and uncensored televisual feast
of managerial sadism, hitting the UK from coast to coast and ear to ear with
unbearable workplace atrocities. Parental Advisory.
- The JUGOPOLY Board Game
Luxury version of the best selling time filler, fun for all the CTEB family.
While away the hours whilst waiting for London's beloved Train Enquiries to close down
and relocate to Cardiff. Attempt to finish your stretch in the Bureau without being
sacked for laughing.
- The CTEB DESKTOP WALLPAPER catalogue.
Create a hideous backdrop to your PC to remind of scenes from your working past that
you would either wish to forget, or cherish with a bizzare dribbling
childlike satisfaction.
- The Author's WHERE IS HE NOW file.
The sad and discredited author of this here website is still barely alive and
well and living in London. But what's he been up to? Does he really just spend his
life making websites and watching daytime television? Read on if you care...
- The EXQUISITE EDITORIAL Page
This lowlife Editor and Author writes to the populous reporting on the
sounds, sights, and smells happening in the world of former CTEB personnel.
Please send in any pieces fit for
publication and they will be shared with the
globular gatherings of the World Wide Web.
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