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The Monkey Page With No Name

Welcome all to my little page that has no name. I'm desperatly trying to come up with one. I don't have any idea as to what I should name it. Send me ideas and I'll use the best one!

Your 10 Minutes of Fame

Monkey Hall 'o Fame

Oh! I know what you can do in this wasted space of the net! You can look at my photo album! Yeah! Those are always fun! Well, except when your parents do it in front of your friends. I mean whip out the naked baby pictures, not really do it in front of your friends. Sigh... you know what i mean, right?



Ok... I guess since you took the time to actually come to this wasted internet address, you should at least feel as though you left with some sort of information. However useless it may seem. Who knows? I may be a category on Jeopordy some day!

I went to 3 different high schools. My freshman year, I went to Moreno Valley High School in Moreno Valley, Ca. I later moved to Alta Loma, Ca and went to Alta Loma High School for my sophomore year. I graduated c/o 1998 from Canyon Springs High School in Moreno Valley. IT SUCKED! I HATED THAT SCHOOL! DON'T EVER SEND YOUR KIDS THERE! I'm sorry... I got a little carried away there. I'm better now. But when I went to Alta Loma, I wore my bio goggles around a lot. Even when I wasn't in class. The only reason I'm telling you this is because my friend Abel says I need to compete with this guy. I don't know why... I mean, I've never even met the guy! One of my friends went out with him for a while and she gave me his web addy. I sent it to my friend Abel, and he said I had him beat with my goggles. I don't think so. This Jimmy guy has an unhealthy fettish for gasmasks...

Well, go ahead and browse around... And let me know what you think! I'll respond to any and all emails I receive. Though it may not be an immediate response. AND DON'T FORGET TO SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!


Missing Persons' Page

And for all you little anti-Darwin Christian monkies, here's a little something for you to chew on...

monkies know no evil

You are monkey #to...wait a minute...

BAM!

There we go!

You are monkey #to...

BAMBAMBAM!!!

THAT BETTER DO IT!
You are monkey #to swing by this page!

SEND ME MONKEY MAIL!!!