Hello, my name is Heather, and I am the Infinity Finalizing Queen. I decide all rules and aspects of the phrase or any rendition of the phrase "infinity final." I have no king, court, or army. I am the sole, highest power in the world of Infinity Final. Infinity Final is a place covered by a large plastic bubble that is weather, rock, and everything in this universe-proof. I am also everything in this universe-proof. I have the power to destroy any person, being, or object on Earth or belong. I am the Infinity Finalizing Queen.
The Rules
These are the rules, the truth, they cannot be changed or altered legally by anyone but the Infinity Finalizing Queen, who has the power to do so anytime she due pleases.
Rule #1~ The phrase "infinity final" was intended to prove in arguments or otherwise, that you are right, that someone else is wrong, or that a statement is a truity or falsity. It is for professional, educational, and entertainment uses only. The following are known ways of the Queen that the phrase "infinity final" can and have been altered, and what variations prove to succeed others.
Infinity plus one- A weak strategy and attempt at enduring the phrase "infinity final" or "infinity," the fragment "infinity plus one" is useless. Why, you ask? Simply because infinity alone is the most infinite possibility, adding one is impossible and furthermore, does not give that person the upperhand.
A google- A laughable, childish phrase, "a google" is a nonexistant number created by lowlifes who have been outdone by a smarter person's "infinity final." Rest assured my intelligent friends. "Infinity final" or even "infinity" is always better than "a google", being that "a google" is from the minds of fools, used by the minds of fools.
Infinity Final Period, or Infinity Period- Now we are stepping up, weaklings. The phrase "infinity final period" is stronger than "infinity final" frankly because adding the word "period" creates a sense of closure, even more than simply the attachment, "final."
Infinity Final Locked in a Vault- Though there are many versions of this phrase and the one preceding it, "infinity final locked in a vault" is more effective in ousting your enemy than simply "infinity final" or "infinity final period." Adding the previous attachment to the phrase and creating, "Infinity Final Locked in a Vault Period" or "Infinity Final Period Locked in a Vault" is invalid on account of its senselessness.
Infinity Final Locked in a Vault, Key Swallowed- A beneficial yet lengthy term in an debate, "infinity final locked in a vault, key swallowed" could be argued to be the most potent version of "infinity final," striking its opponents with no prevail or mercy. But, alas, it is not. Read on, peasants, and discover the excruciating truth of…
Infinity Finalized- You have now reached the absolute maximum of "infinity final" and its modifications. "Infinity Finalized" is by far the most stalwart of any of the above phrases, and nothing is above it. Nothing. Not any addition of the above words or phrases or your OWN concoction will change the value of the precious "infinity finalized." There is no argument here, do not try to overthrow the words of the queen, because this is it, this is the top and there's not one thing you can do about it.
Rule #2~ In infinity final arguments, once the phrase has reached that of "infinity finalized," whatever a certain person has said before "infinity finalized" is hereby true, and the opponent CANNOT change it by saying something like "no it isn't infinity finalized" because that gets you NOWHERE. The reason "infinity final" and its counterparts were invented was to END wars of yes it is, and no it isn't, and so this is what we are steering away from. I will give you an example of something illegal.
Johnny: I have a better truck than Jimmy, infinity finalized.
Jimmy: No you don't, infinity finalized.
Jimmy's argument is a disgrace to me and my empire of Infinity Final, and usage like that brings me to tears on occasion.
Rule #3~ Here is somewhat of a loophole, or exeption to Rule #2. Let's say someone has Infinity Finalized something. Instead of changing that statement directly, you are allowed to change things ABOUT that statement to make it false. I will give you another example.
Erica: You are doomed to die a thousand deaths by my flying monkeys with razorsharp teeth, infinity finalized.
Chelsea: Due to the fact that your monkeys have not brushed their teeth, while they are flying near me all of them fall out and they are made helpless, infinity finalized.
THIS (the above) is fine, and can prove many interesting arguments, as the cleverness of the debators determines the intensity of the controversy.
Rule #4~ Because an argument may never be won using the method above (go on and on for infinity, no pun intended), here is the ONLY way to end it. I will give you an example that I created just today, to end the discussion I was in.
Heather: you die in a slow horrible death by inflatable ducks, and
nothing you say in any preceding im's, emails, telephone calls, personal
chats, or anything else can ever change that.
Infinity finalized.
I have just given you the secret of winning all arguments…use it wisely.
All of the above is the truth and is therefore made the truth and I am always right and nothing you say in any preceding im's, emails, telephone calls, personal chats, or anything else can ever change that. Infinity Finalized
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