100 reasons why its good to be a guy!!!!

1. Phone convosation last 30 seconds flat

2. Movie nudity is virtually always female

3. You know stuff about tanks and planes

4. A five days vaction requires only one suitcase

5. Football

6. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives

7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter

8. You can open all your own jars

9. Old friends don't give you crap about if you've gained or lost weight

10. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind

11. When clicking through the channel, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying

12. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview

13. All your orgasms are real

14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex

15. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you

16. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around every where you go

17. You understand why "Stripes" is funny

18. There is always a game on somewhere

19. Your last name stays put

20. You can leave the hotel bed unmade

21. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you

22. You can kill your own food

23. The garage is all yours

24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

25. You see humour in the terms of Endearment

26. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow

27. You never have to clean a toilet

28. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes

29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation

30. Wedding plans take care of themselves

31. If someone forgets to invite you to somthing, he or she can stil be your friend

32. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack

33. The national cheerleading Championship

34. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry

35. You don't have to shave below your neak

36. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every nite

37. If you're 34 and single nobody notices

38. You can write your name in snow

39. You can get into a pissing contest

40. Everything on your face stays is original colour

41. Chocolate is just another snck

42. You can be president

43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat

44. Flowers fix everything

45. You never have to worry about other peoples feelings

46. You get to think about sex 90%of your waking hours

47. You can wear a white shirt to the water park

48. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough

49. You can eat a banana in a hardware store

50. You can say anything and not worry about what other people think

51. Foreplay is optional

52. Michael Bolton does not live in your universe

53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room

54. You can wip off your shirt on a hot day

55. You don't have to clean your apartment when the meter reader is coming by

56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid

57. Car mecanics tell you the truth

58. You don't give a rats ass if someone notices your new haircut

59. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking "He must be mad at me"

60. The world is your urinal

61. You never misconstus inncuous statments to mean your lover is about to leave you

62. You get to jump up and slap stuff like tv's ans stereos when they aren't working

63. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area

64. One mood all the time

65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him

66. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one is just too dirty

67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle

68. You can sit knees apart no matter what you are wearing

69. Same work ........ more pay

70. Grey hair and wrinkles add character

71. You don't have to leave the room for an emergancy crotch adjustment

72. Wedding dress $2000; Tux rental $100

73. You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back

74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory

75. You don't mooch off others desserts

76. If you retain water, it's in the canteen

77. The remote is yours and yours alone

78. People never glance at your cheast when your talking to them

79. ESPN's sports center

80. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a small gift

81. Bachelor parties kick ass over bridal showers

82. You can have a normal and health relationship with your mother

83. You can buy condoms without the shop keeper imaging you naked

84. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom

85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't say you've changed

86. Someday you'll be a dirty old man

87. You can rationalize any behavior with the useful phrase "fuck it"

88. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies

89. Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary

90. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected

91. You never have to miss a sexual oppotunity because you're not in the mood

92. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny

93. If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room

94. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangel your feet

95. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind

96. You don't need to remember everyones birthday and anniversaries

97. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them

98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So ........ notice anything different?"

99. Baywatch

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