a continuation of the Ratboy saga by none other than...Poe...Krystyn Poe...
The Mulder family turned around and drove home, due to Scully's constant complaining about being in the car. Missy and Samantha didn't care, and ended up stealing food and throwing it at each other, occasionally hitting Maggie, Sarah, or Dani.
When they got back, Dani, Sarah, and Maggie stayed in the car, letting Mulder, Scully, and the two babies go into the house, before dropping down below the seats and whispering conspiratorially.
"I bet that Roberto Ratboy isn't in Alaska." Dani whispered
"I thought you said his name was Robert!" Sarah exclaimed
"Shhhhhh!" Maggie and Dani both shushed their younger sister.
"Roberto is Robert en espanol, kapish?" Maggie said
Sarah grumbled.
"I'm bored." Dani said. She jumped out of the car and climbed up on top of it, pretending to look through a spyglass. "Oh, lookie! There are trees over there! Wow...." She continued sardonically.
"I'm bored too." Maggie said, and hopped into the drivers seat, making the car go forward a few feet, and making Dani fall flat on her face and break her glasses.
"You dumbass, you just made me blind!" Dani yelled
"Damn the man." Sarah said
"Save the Empire!" Maggie shouted
"But...but the Empire struck back!" Dani whined
"No it didn't!" Maggie yelled
Dani walked away to Walgreens in search on contacts, leaving Sarah and Maggslee alone.
"Well, Sarah, we've been abandoned." Maggie commented
"At least the Toaster won't abandon us!" Sarah shouted, and both fell down on their knees before the Toaster, only to see two feet stomp down before them. The twins screamed as a rat's heart fell down on the Toaster, and ran away, saving their God.
When Dani came back, wearing her new contacts, she was still alone. Maggie, Sarah, Missy, Sammy, Scully, and Muld er were no where to be found. All she saw was a dead rat laying on the ground by the car, it's heart beside it.
"Ratboy is a writer?" She said, puzzled.
Quote of the page...
"Save the empire."
