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Beavis and Butthead


Tape 1:
Time: 6hrs 8mins VQ: VG
-Lightning Strikes:
Beavis & Butthead get struck by lightning imitating something they saw on TV.
-Patients, Patients:
Beavis & Butthead go to the Medical Center. Butthead gets nitrous at the dentist, Beavis gets an eye exam and a sucker.
-Teen Talk:
The boys are forced to go on Captain Dick Jackman's talk show and get frustrated when they don't score with some girls named Lolita & Tanqueray.
-Scratch 'N' Win:
Beavis & Butthead win the lottery, and buy a riding lawn mower.
-Naked Colony
Beavis & Butthead go to a nudist camp so they can see naked people.
-Career Day
Beavis & Butthead become security guards at the mall.
-Safe House
Todd visits the boys to hide out. They cover for him and get arrested.
-Kidnapped
Beavis & Butthead want to go to a concert so they try to hold Stewart for ransom money--but quickly get sick of him.
-Temporary Insanity
The boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency and break stuff.
-Tainted Meat
Beavis scratches his wiener while cooking burgers at work, Burger World gets shut down after the customers get food poisoning.
-Stewart Moves Away
Beavis and Butt-head learn how to be movers and break stuff from two guys who rob the Stevensons.
-Rabies Scare
Beavis is attacked by a dog. Butthead takes him to the hospital where a psychotic doctor gives him unnecessary shots for treatment.
-Wet Behind the Rears
Beavis & Butthead face the threat of showering after Gym Class.
-Mr. Anderson's Balls
Beavis & Butthead follow Mr. Anderson around the golf course to steal his golf balls and sell them to other golfers.
-True Crime
Beavis & Butthead find an ATM card, get some cash with it, and get hunted by the law on TV.
-Young, Gifted & Crude
Beavis & Butthead accidentally score high on an I. Q. test and wind up in the gifted class, where they destroy a gifted kid's brain.
-Candy Sale
Beavis & Butthead try to sell candy bars for a school fund-raiser--they practically sell themselves.
-Liar! Liar!
Beavis and Butthead must undergo a polygraph test after being accused of stealing from the Burger World cash register.
-Figure Drawing
Beavis & Butthead visit a drawing class (to get free nachos) and see nude models.
-Pool Toys
Beavis & Butthead help Mr. Anderson dig a hole for his new pool, then fill it with cement and get stuck in it.
-Washing the Dog
Beavis and Butthead take Mr. Anderson's dog to the laundromat to wash it.
-Manners Suck
A manners expert visits the class, and after attempting to teach Beavis & Butthead manners, loses it and gets in a fight with Mr. VanDriessen.
-Car Wash
Beavis & Butthead wash a neighbors car, take it for a drive to air dry it, then get in an accident with Mr. Anderson.
-Cleaning House
VanDriessen has Beavis & Butt-head clean his house to learn about work & money--instead they learn that 8-tracks aren't waterproof.
-Choke
Butthead chokes on some food and Beavis goes to find a sign about the Heimlich maneuver.
-Killing Time
Beavis & Butthead try to kill two hours while waiting for the next good show to come on.
-The Pipe of Doom
Beavis & Butthead visit a construction site, Butthead gets stuck in a pipe and it becomes a media event--then Beavis gets stuck in it.
-Late Night with Butt-Head
After watching "that Letter-dude" on TV, Beavis & Butthead decide to start their own TV show.
-Tornado
Beavis & Butt-head go to a trailer park during a tornado and almost get to do it with Lolita & Tanqueray.
-Generation in Crisis
Beavis and Butthead become the subjects of an amateur film-maker's documentary on America's youth culture.
-Radio Sweethearts
Beavis and Butthead win a chance to be guest DJ's at KT&A radio.
-The Final Judgement of Beavis
Beavis has a near death experience, meets St. Peter, and dreams of Butt-head trying to bury him.
-Sperm Bank
Beavis & Butthead find a new way to make money.
-Cow Tipping
Beavis & Butthead go to a farm to tip a cow, which falls and crushes Beavis.

Tape 2:
Time: 5hrs 50mins VQ: EX
==Just Skits; No Videos==
-Animation Sucks
Beavis & Butthead work on an animation project for school and draw tons of dead guys.
-Bad Dog
Beavis & Butthead go to the animal shelter to get a dog, and find one that really likes Beavis.
-Tired
Beavis and Butthead find a giant tire and decide to play in it...destruction follows.
-Bus Trip
A bus trip to the mountains ends in disaster for VanDriessen.
-Patsies
The Positive Active Teens group pull Beavis & Butthead out of detention and take them to do something positive.
-Choke
Butthead chokes on some food and Beavis goes to find a sign about the Heimlich maneuver.
-Blood Pressure
Beavis gets his arm trapped in a blood pressure testing machine in the supermarket, Butt-ead wanders around.
-Lightning Strikes:
Beavis & Butthead get struck by lightning imitating something they saw on TV.
-No Laughing
Beavis and Butthead aren't allowed to laugh during sex education class or else they'll be expelled.
-Scared Straight
Beavis & Butthead are put into the Scared Straight program at school, visit prison and thrash with some inmates who like Iron Maiden.
-They're Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh
Beavis & Butthead visit the new school psychologist and after a series of tests are committed to an asylum.
-Manners Suck
A manners expert visits the class, and after attempting to teach Beavis & Butthead manners, loses it and gets in a fight with Mr. VanDriessen.
-Liar! Liar!
Beavis and Butthead must undergo a polygraph test after being accused of stealing from the Burger World cash register.
-The Great Cornholio
Beavis ingests mass quantities of sweets, turns into his alter ego: "The Great Cornholio" and wanders the halls of Highland High disturbing other classes in search of TP.
-The Final Judgement of Beavis
Beavis has a near death experience, meets St. Peter, and dreams of Butt-head trying to bury him.
-Held Back
Beavis & Butthead get held back a grade, and another, and another...
-Safe Driving
Beavis & Butthead go to Driver's Ed. class and watch a gory State Highway Patrol movie about reckless drivers.
-Figure Drawing
Beavis & Butthead visit a drawing class (in hopes of getting free nachos) and see nude models.
-Stewart Moves Away
Beavis and Butthead learn how to be movers and break stuff from two guys who rob the Stevensons.
-A Very Special Episode
The guys find a wounded baby bird and try to "take care" of it. Sniff...sniff...sniff. Bring your hanky.
-Nose Bleed
Beavis gets a nose bleed and tries just about everything to get it to stop--including help from Butthead.
-Dumbasses Anonymous
Beavis and Butthead sit in with a group for alcoholics to try to get some beer.
-Vaya Con Cornholio
After chugging a new, high-caffeine cola, Beavis transforms and is picked up by the INS (Immigration Department) and is deported as an illegal alien.
-Generation in Crisis
Beavis and Butthead become the subjects of an amateur film-maker's documentary on America's youth culture.
-Citizen Butthead
Beavis & Butthead are given a pass to keep them away from school for President Clinton's visit, but they end up meeting him and becoming Students of the Year
-Sexual Harrassment
The boys want to sue a chick in class for sexual harassment because she's constantly giving them wood.
-Stewart is Missing
Stewart's Mom enlists the aid of the boys to find her missing little man.
-Prank Call
The boys terrorize a guy named Harry Sachz with prank calls from the bathroom. Harry gets Caller ID, traces the call to 555-2868, and ends up at Stewart's House thanks to Butthead.
-Feel A Cop
Beavis & Butt-head try to score with a vice cop who is posing as a hooker.
-Buy Beer
Beavis & Butthead finally manage to get their hands on some beer and get "fit-shaced."
-Beavis and Butthead Do Christmas
Beavis & Butthead watch the Yule Log on TV and decide that Christmas is cool.
-Friday Night
Beavis and Butthead meet a biker lady while they try and pick up girls at the local convenience store.
-Naked Colony
Beavis & Butthead go to a nudist camp so they can see naked people.
-1-900-Beavis
After calling a phone sex number, Beavis & Butthead decide to get their own 900 number.
-Party
Beavis & Butthead host a really wild party, until Todd shows up and throws them out.
-Top O' The Mountain
Beavis & Butthead go to the hair salon to see the stylist's boobs... and maybe get their hair cut.
-Plastic Surgin'
Beavis & Butthead go to a plastic surgeon to get wiener implants.
-Pregnant Pause
Beavis tries to cope with the fact that he might be pregnant when he starts to get cramps.
-Dream On
Beavis & Butt-head can't seem to get up and off the couch--even more than usual--and drift in and out of dreamland.
-Vidiots
Beavis & Butt-head (a.k.a. Gerondo & 'The Pleasure Machine') make videos for a dating service to get chicks.
-Home Improvement
Beavis and Butthead paint Mr. Anderson's house, and ruin it in the process.
-Lawn and Garden
Beavis and Butthead prune Mr. Anderson's trees and wind up destroying his house too.
-Good Credit
Beavis and Butthead steal Mr. Anderson's credit card and buy various animals with it.
-Washing the Dog
Beavis and Butthead take Mr. Anderson's dog to the laundromat in order to wash it.
-Beavis & Butthead vs the Vending Machine
Beavis & Butthead try various means to get their bag of snacks unstuck and out of the vending machine before they starve.
-Mr. Anderson's Balls
Beavis & Butthead follow Mr. Anderson around the golf course to steal his golf balls and sell them to other golfers.
-Pool Toys
Beavis & Butthead help Mr. Anderson dig a hole for his new pool, then fill it with cement and get stuck in it.
-The Trial
Beavis & Butthead are charged with throwing eggs at Mr. Anderson's house and defend themselves in a court of law.
-Burger World
Beavis deep fries a mouse and bugs and Butthead serves it to Mr. Anderson as a mouse burger and french flies.
-Customers Suck
Beavis and Butthead must deal with annoying customers during work at Burger World.
-The Butthead Experience
Butthead daydreams during work that he and Beavis are rock stars.
-Be All You Can Be
Beavis and Butthead visit the army recruiting office after watching war oriented television shows and commercials.
-Cleaning House
VanDriessen has Beavis & Butthead clean his house to learn about work & money--instead they learn that 8-tracks aren't waterproof.
-Sperm Bank
Beavis & Butthead find a new way to make money.
-Blackout!
A blackout forces Beavis & Butthead into the streets so they can watch TV somewhere else. They end up directing traffic at an intersection.
-Closing Time
Beavis & Butthead seem to have a problem with the ceiling fan at Burger World during a food fight as they work the closing shift

Tape 3:
Time: 6hrs VQ: EX/VG
==Just Skits; No Videos==
-Beavis & Butthead Meet God
Beavis & Butthead go hitchhiking to meet chicks, but end up meeting a local cult's god named "Hank" who shares their taste in television.
-Most Wanted
Beavis & Butthead meet an escaped serial killer & get butt-shaped tattoos.
-Babes R Us
Beavis and Butthead try to get into a female mud-wrestling bar.
-Graduation Day
Mr. VanDriessen holds a mock graduation to build the class's self-esteem. Beavis and Butthead think it's the real thing and rejoice that they can get on with their lives.
-The Future of Beavis and Butthead
The school's guidance counselor helps the boys figure out what their future holds.
-Hard Sell
Beavis & Butthead become telemarketers and sell magazines.
-Leave it to Beavis
Recall a time when life was simpler as Beavis, Butthead and other Highland residents fill in for the Cleaver family.
-Butt Flambe
Butthead rushes Beavis to the emergency room after an accident involving smoke, fire, and Beavis's butt.
-Our Founding Losers
Mr. Buzzcut demands a report about our country's fore-fathers from the boys...they imagine themselves as various figures in American history.
-Speech Therapy
Beavis & Butthead sit in on a speech therapy class and improve their vocabulary.
-Beavis and Butthead are Dead
After a three week absence from school, the principal's office calls learn the whereabouts of the boys...only to learn that they are dead. Flashbacks a-plenty as the supporting cast recalls their fond memories of Beavis & Butthead.
-No Laughing
Beavis and Butthead aren't allowed to laugh during sex education class or else they'll be expelled.
-Canoe
Mr. VanDriessen takes Beavis, Butt-head, and Stewart camping where Beavis & Butt-head learn about poison ivy--the hard way.
-Rabies Scare
Beavis is attacked by a dog. Butt-head takes him to the hospital where a psychotic doctor gives him unnecessary shots for treatment.
-The Final Judgement of Beavis
Beavis has a near death experience, meets St. Peter, and dreams of Butt-head trying to bury him.
-Late Night with Butt-Head
After watching "that Letter-dude" on TV, Beavis & Butt-head decide to start their own TV show.
-Take A Lap
After watching infomercials, the boys go for a jog and mix a super muscle drink at Stewart's place-destroying the house in the process.
-Shortcuts
Beavis and Butt-head miss the schoolbus and decide to take a shortcut home.
-Career Day
Beavis & Butthead become security guards at the mall for Mr. VanDriessen's career day.
-Safe House
Todd visits the boys to hide out. They cover for him and get arrested.
-Oil Change
Beavis & Butt-head have to change the oil in the fryer; luckily, there's a gas station next door with plenty of oil...
-No Service
Beavis gets called into work, Butt-head goes in to harass him.
-Sprout
Beavis & Butt-head try to grow their own nachos as part of a school project.
-Substitute
After VanDriessen falls off his desk and into the hospital, the class gets a substitute teacher--until he falls of the desk, too
-P.T.A
Beavis & Butt-head attend a Parent-Teacher Association meeting and make a few suggestions on how to improve their education.
-Work is Death
Beavis and Butt-head try to earn some workman's compensation...the hard way.
-Breakdown
The boys drive Principal McVicker insane sending him to a mental home.
-Die Fly! Die!
Beavis and Butt-head try to kill a fly, and almost kill each other.
-Spanish Fly
Beavis and Butt-head put some spanish fly in a milk carton at school. It accidently gets drank by a jock Beavis has to wrestle in gym class.
-Cyber-Butt
Beavis and Butt-head force Stewart to access porn sites on the internet from school.
-US History
The boys give oral reports in class, on their versions of U.S. History.
-Womyn
Beavis and Butt-head go to a women's rights meeting and try to hit on some militant feminists.
-Follow Me
Beavis starts repeating everything Butt-head says and does. Beavis starts repeating everything Butt-head says and does.
-Nothing Happening
After the TV goes out, the boys sleep through four disasters that ravage their town.
-Politically Correct
Beavis & Butt-head run for Treasurer of the Student Council, try to get in touch with their voters' feelings and their feminine sides.
-Ball Breakers
Beavis & Butt-head want to know what's inside a bowling ball--so they blow one up, and Mr. Anderson gets blamed.
-Close Encounters
McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-head to a group therapy session where they terrorize fellow patients.
-Trouble Urinating
Beavis & Butt-head forget how to urinate but thanks to a doctor finally drain their lizards.
-Patients, Patients:
Beavis & Butthead go to the Medical Center. Butthead gets nitrous at the dentist, Beavis gets an eye exam and a sucker.
-Shopping Cart
The guys have fun with a shopping cart...hilarity ensues.
-Inventors
After watching infomercials, Beavis and Butt-head invent the Butt Scratcher 2000 and try to sell it.
-Cow Tipping
Beavis & Butt-head go to a farm to tip a cow, which falls and crushes Beavis.
-Underwear
Beavis and Butt-head go to a lingerie store and feel up the merchandise.
-Head Lice
The boys try to find their own treatment for a nasty case of head lice.
-Spare Me
Two babes want the boys to change their flat tire, Butt-head learns what not to do with a tire-iron.
-Tainted Meat
Beavis scratches his wiener while cooking burgers at work, Burger World gets shut down after the customers get food poisoning.
-Buff 'n' Stuff
Mr. Buzzcut tries to get Beavis & Butt-head to work out.
*The remaining episodes on this tape have the music videos as well as skits*
-Temporary Insanity
The boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency and break stuff.
-Beard Boys
Beavis & Butt-head cut off their hair and glue it to their faces to get chicks.
-Dude, A Reward
Beavis finds a camera, they photograph their wieners, and return the camera for a reward.
-Killing Time
Beavis & Butt-head try to kill two hours while waiting for the next good show to come on.
-A Very Special Christmas with Beavis and Butthead
Beavis & Butt-head watch the Yule Log on TV and decide that Christmas is cool.
-Beavis and Butthead Do America MTV Movie Special

Tape 4:
Time: 4hrs 8mins VQ: VG/EX
-Nothing Happening
After the TV goes out, the boys sleep through four disasters that ravage their town.
-Dumbass Anonymous
Beavis and Butthead sit in with a group for alcoholics to try to get some beer.
-Evolution Sucks
Beavis and Butt-head learn about evolution and dream of scoring as cavemen.
-Ding-Dong-Ditch
The boys attempt to master the subtle techniques of the game...over the course of a few hours...in broad daylight.
-Just For Girls
Beavis and Butt-head get to see the film the rest of us guys never got to see in school--for educational reasons only, of course.
-Canned
Beavis and Butt-head find a can of rootbeer and really shake it up before they open it.
-Garage Band
The guys decide to start a band, get a gig, pick a cool name, break up, and reminisce about it...all in one day.
-Butt, Butt, Hike!
The boys get invited to play in a football game--Butt-head gets the crap kicked out of him, while Beavis gets the ball and runs and runs and runs...
-Impotence
The boys visit an impotence specialist to find out why they're not scoring.
-The Miracle That Is Beavis
Beavis follows the advice of a motivational speaker and 'Seizes the Power.'
-Skin Trade
Beavis & Butt-head find a dead squirrel and try to sell its fur.
-Green Thumbs
The boys xerox a dollar bill and try to use the copies to buy stuff.
-Scared Straight
Beavis & Butthead are put into the Scared Straight program at school, visit prison and thrash with some inmates who like Iron Maiden.
-Tornado
Beavis & Butt-head go to a trailer park during a tornado and almost get to do it
-Drinking Butt-ies
The boys hang out with a drunken Todd and learn all his secrets on being cool.
-Woodshop
The boys have fun in the woodshop.
-The Mystery of Morning Wood
Beavis & Butt-head attempt to solve the mystery, but fall asleep before the arrival of the "Morning Wood Fairy".
-Plastic Surgin
Beavis & Butthead go to a plastic surgeon to get wiener implants.
-Yard Sale
The boys watch over Anderson's garage sale--everything must go!!
-Shopping List
Mr. Anderson asks Beavis & Butt-head to go shopping for him at the drug store--they buy everything except what was on his list.
-Green Thumbs
The boys xerox a dollar bill and try to use the copies to buy stuff.
-To The Rescue
The boys are featured on a 'Rescue 911' show after they help rescue the pilot of a crashed plane.
-The Bride of Butt-Head
Butt-head calls an orders a mail-order bride from Russia to get some...Beavis wants to watch.
-Special Delivery
Burger World starts a new delivery service...the boys make the first, and last, run.
-Bang the Drum Slowly Dumbass
VanDriessen invites the boys to join his friends in the woods and bang a drum to vent some rage.
-T.V. Violence
Stewart's family gets a satellite dish, the boys try to enjoy 200 channels of violence despite Stew's mom.
-Vaya Con Cornholio!
After chugging a new, high-caffeine cola, Beavis transforms and is picked up by the INS (Immigration Department) and is deported as an illegal alien.
-Buy Beer
Beavis & Butthead finally manage to get their hands on some beer and get "fit-shaced."