Bring much needed excitement and suspense to Election Night with DIMBLEBINGO!
Cut out the handy game cards. Cross off the DIMBLEISMS as the night grinds on. Last to complete a line has to drink 14 pints. First to cross off the lot will face a series of enquiries from the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards.
Politics has never been this much fun...
We fought by far the best campaign | Holding up better than expected | A swing of... | Its looking like another landslide | |
Professor Anthony King | Traditionally the first constituency to declare |
Heartlands | Lowest turnout since 1918 | |
Mondeo Man | The voters have sent a clear message to... | Lets look at the key battleground seats | More results coming in thick and fast |
Were moving into new political territory, David/Jonathan | One of the biggest turnarounds since | If we enter our virtual House of Commons | Renewed speculation about a leadership challenge | |
Sleaze | In his trademark white suit | Its too early to say | Essex Man | |
Interestingly, if this pattern is repeated... | Countryside | Holding up better than expected | Bob Worcester |
So, a disappointing night for the Conservatives, Michael Ancram | A swing of some... | Ivor Crewe | Its looking like another landslide | |
We were the only party to tell the truth about... | Exit polls look very much as if | Pebbledash Man | Lowest turnout since 1918... | |
Countryside | Foot and mouth factor | I, being the returning officer for | Michael Foot |
So, a disappointing night for Labour, Margaret Beckett | About to concede defeat | Appear to be heading for victory | Interestingly, if this pattern is repeated... | |
Were moving into new political territory, David/Jonathan | Not quite reaching the finishing post | A desperately disappointing night for... | Women voters | |
Was it a mistake to focus so much of the campaign on the Euro? | Keith Vaz | I'm sorry I have to interupt you - we're getting news of... | Arriving to meet his supporters |
Traditionally a bellweather seat | Entering the gates of No.10 | So, a disappointing night for the LibDems, Simon Hughes | Live outside Millbank | |
Live at the count | What does this mean for... | If you look at our virtual landslide moving down the hill towards Parliament | First time voters | |
Outside Conservative Party Headquarters | Neil Hamilton | Whats the atmosphere like... | Arriving with his wife... |
There's only one poll that counts | Its too early to say | So, a disappointing night for the Monster Raving Loony Party, Catmandu | Changed the political map | |
If we look at the figures for 1997 we can see | Apathy | Lets look at the swingometer | The natural party of government | |
The contest may be closer than the pollls led us to believe | Not a totally unexpected result | As you can imagine | Post mortem |