Some Knowledge For You

 

If the going gets tough, fucking quit.

 

                                                                                Shit Happens, a lot.

 

 

                The best decision is indecision.

 

Everyone has bad habits, I just happen to

 

have a whole bunch.

 

        Sex was our greatest invention, use it to your advantage.

 

I'd rather live to a point of boredom than live until I die of boredom. –Kate

 

farts don't smell to good, so don't fart.-brad

Why does Sea World have a seafood resturant? I'm halfway through my 

fishburger when I realize, "Oh my Gosh.. I could be eating a slow learner. -Kayt

 

*~*"A lot of break-up songs have the same theme--the guy sings, "Baby, you're
seeing somebody new now and if he treats you bad, I'll always be here for you
'cause I love you very much." Why don't they make that a little more
realistic? "You're seeing someone new now, and if he treats you bad, good!"
Adam Sandler*~*

"Oldsmobiles weren't made for mudding, so don't take them into soft dirt!" – Everyone that knows about the Intelligent Incident

 

 

I’m not too creative with quotes as you can see so if you can contribute please do so….find some good quotes and mail them too me at majorfel0n@hotmail.com. If they are good, I’ll post them here and give you credit for them.