A Long,long time ago......
The story begins at the wedding of Ralph Hapshatt and Betty Monroe. Brad Majors and Janet Weiss two old high school lovers attend the wedding of their friends Ralph and Betty. Inspired by the ceremony, Brad proposes marriage to Janet and she says yes. That night Brad and Janet decide to visit their old high school professor and current friend, Dr. Everett V. Scott. However, due to the storm that night, they take the wrong fork in the road and get a flat tire. To reach a phone, Brad and Janet take refuge in a nearby castle. This castles haunting appearance frightens Janet but Brad makes her go inside anyway. Upon entry, Brad and Janet discover that this house is holding a party for the "Transylvanians." Brad and Janet then meet Riff Raff, Magenta, and Columbia, the servants of Dr. Frank- N -Furter. Frank is a transvestite scientist obsessed with creating the perfect man. After Frank sings a song about his style, he invites Brad and Janet up to the lab to see whats on the slab. Brad and Janet's wet clothes are removed and they head on up to the lab. There, after a short speech on how he learned the secret of life, Frank unveils his "creation", a blonde-haired muscle man. During a song about the perfect man, Frank is interrupted by Eddie, Frank's ex-lover and the donor of Rocky's brain. It appears Eddie has been dead for a while since he had been in the freezer. Frank had enough of Eddie so he took a ax and chopped him up. Then at the close of the reprise of "I can make you a man" Frank takes Rocky to the bedroom.
Brad and Janet are now confused on why they are still there but go along with it when they are shown to seperate bedrooms. Frank then seduces Janet, then Brad while Riff torments Rocky. Janet, who is in shame because she cheated on brad and lost her virginity, goes to the lab to find out what Frank did to Brad. She found out and then finds Rocky under a sheet in his birth tank. Rocky seduces Janet while she is dressing his wounds, and she gives herself over to pleasure once again. Janet and Rocky hide when they hear Brad, Riff, and Frank coming up the Elevator. While they are there, Frank and Riff catch Dr.Scott on the monitor and so Frank draws Dr.Scott up with the floor magnet. When Dr.Scott reaches the lab, he quickly lets Frank know that he is there to look for his nephew, Eddie. Frank then hears Rocky and Janet at the tank and is quite mad at his creation's heterosexual fun. At that point it is time for dinner. At the dinner scene, Frank reveals a disembowled Eddie after letting everyone at the table know that they are eating Eddie's flesh for dinner. Janet is then scarred and runs to Rocky for support. This makes Frank once again Jealous so he slaps Janet and chases her back up to the lab while everyone follows. In the lab, Frank uses his audio-vibratory-physio-molecular-transport-device to turn Brad, Janet, Columbia, Rocky and Dr.Scott into statues. Frank then revives them in a floor show dedicated to his sexuality and having all of them dressed in garter blets and fishnet hose. At the end of the Floor show, Riff Raff and Magenta walk in the room in their Transylvanian space outfits and let Frank know his lifestyle is too extreme. Riff Raff kills Columbia, then Frank, then Rocky. Riff Raff and Magenta then let Brad, Janet, and Dr. Scott go before they blast off back to the planet of Transexual in the galaxy of Transylvania. Brad, Janet, and Dr.Scott are left in the rubble with nothing. During this whole time, the story was narrated by a criminologist with no fucking neck.
