Toastburglar's Frequently Asked Questions

Who are you?

Why did you make this page?
I really like the mighty duck movies and I felt the internet needed a good mighty duck fan page.

How can I contact you?
You can email me at, contact me via msn with that address, leave a message in my guest book (which I don't check that often), or ICQ me (#86776932).

Why don't you have a page for Jessie?
He wasn't included in D3, so I don't feel the need to include him on my page. That goes for the D1 players that didn't make it to D2 too

My favorite player was in such and such a movie before the mighty ducks. Why isn't it listed in your filmography?
In case you haven't noticed, the filmographies are only POST-D3 (movies done since 1996). If one more person writes to tell me that Mike Vitar was in The Sandlot I'm going to scream.

What's with all the nasty fan fiction?
Toastburglar is a very sick person who enjoys gratuitous sex and violence. Deal with it.

How old are you?
I'm a north american female university student between the age of 18 and 22. That's all you're getting, I'm a very private person. Oh, and if I knew any of the Mighty Ducks personally, or I would be hanging out with them instead of working on this site, so don't ask me for their emails or whatever. Did you hear me??? I don't know anyone's email address!!!

The Mighty Ducks suck
This isn't a question, but I hear it all the time. If you don't like the ducks, just don't visit my site. Is that so hard?

If I send you something will you put it on your page?
If it's something to do with the ducks (fanfic, observations, etc.) I probably will, but keep in mind I'm extremely lazy and it may take some time.

Will you have sex with me?
Are you Christian Bale?