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Hey all! Welcome to my shag pad! Grab a spot and get comfy, cause get ready for a crap load of stuff to look at. Damn you infernal people! Only a couple people have signed my guest book! SHAME ON YOU! Go to my profile and click on the Sign/Read Guestbook button underneat the pole and sign it for god sake... I'm lonely and I need your approval! SIGN IT!

I know this page sucks, but hey, no one tied you down to a chair and made you come here. I could have though cause I'm a big guy and I'm good with knots!