The Evil Dead
Scotty: Aw go to Hell, I'm not honkin' at you!
Ash: Don't let the noise fool ya girls, this thing is solid as a rock!
The "Hey!" grocery-tossing scene.
Ash: Oh, stealing from the blind, huh?*
Cheryl: Is anybody out there?*
Professor Knowby's tape part 2*
Linda: Hey Ash, I guessed the card right! Ash: Yeah, truly amazing...uh...Linda.
Possessed Cheryl: YOU WILL DIE!*
Shelly: For God's sake, what's happened to her eyes?!*
Scotty: Hit her...hit her...HIT IT!*
Possessed Cheryl: Soon, all of you will be like me...and then who will lock YOU up in the cellar!?*
Ash: Oh, you bastards! Why are you torturing me like this? WHY?*
Ash: Shells...where'd I see that box of shells...
Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn
Ash: I've gotta...gotta get a grip on myself, here...*
Annie: Where are you going? HELP US, YOU FILTHY COWARD!*
Henrietta Knowby: Unlock these chains...quickly!*
Evil Ed: We live! We live still!*
Possessed Linda: Even now, we have your darling Linda's soul! She suffers, in torment!*
Bobbie-Joe: Jake...you're holdin' my hand too tight. Jake: Baby, I ain't holdin' your hand!*
Evil Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a CHAINSAW. Does that sound "FINE"?
Linda's decapitated head: Hello, lover!*
Ash: Uh huh...that's right. Who's laughing now?
Ash: GIVE ME BACK MY HAND!!!! (screaming)
Whole Give Me Back My Hand Scene.
Ash: Then let's head down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.
Henrietta: Someone's in my fruit cellar... Someone with a fresh soul!
Ash: Are you listening to me? Do you hear what I'm saying? I'M ALL RIGHT!
Ash: Let me out! There's something down here!
Jake: Crazy buck's gone blood simple!
Ash: Ol' double barrell here'll blow your butts to kingdom come!
Ash: For God's sake, how do you stop it!?!
Ash: Gotcha didn't I, ya little sucker!
Henrietta: I'll swallow your soul!
Henrietta: Hey! I'll swallow your soul, I'll swallow your soul, I'll sw*gack!* Ash:...Swallow this.
Army Of Darkness
Ash: First you wanna kill me...now you wanna kiss me. Blow.*
Ash: See this? This...is my BOOMSTICK!
Ash: It's a trick. Get an axe.
Ash: Yo, She Bitch...Let's go.
Ash says the wrong words when picking up the Necronomicon.
She Bitch: I'll swallow your soul!!! Ash: Come get some.
Ash: Good...Bad...I'm the guy with the gun.
Ash: Hey, uh...What's that you've got on your face? Evil Ash: Huh? Ash: See how that works?
Evil Ash: I'm bad Ash. And You're good Ash! You're goody little two shoes!
Ash sings "London Bridge is Falling Down" while chasing Mini Ash
Ash: Oh dear God it's growing bigger!
Ash: Ya know...your shoelace is untied.
Ash: It got into my hand, and it went bad...so I lopped it off at the wrist.
Ash: Go ahead and run! Run home and cry to mama! Me? I'm through runnin'!*
Ash: Buckle up Bonehead, 'cause you're goin' for a ride!*
Ash: SAY HELLO TO THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY! HYAAAAH!*
Ash: Yeah...and maybe I'm a Chinese Jet Pilot.*
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancy-Pants!*
Deadite Warrior: Let's get the hell out of here!
Ash: Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth.*
Possessed Sheila: You found me beautiful once. Ash: Honey, you got real ugly.*
Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Various Screams
I've taken it upon myself to include a wav section devoted simply to Ash's favorite pastime: Screaming in terror. One of the things that make these movies so much fun is the fact that our pal Ash isn't at all bullet-proof, and he gets the stuffing knocked out of him quite regularly. So please, enjoy Bruce Campbell's false (or sometimes genuine) screams of pain! ( By the way, as you'll soon see, I've labeled the screams by the situation in which they were bellowed. If I were to label them like they sound, they would probably all look like this: AAAAAAUUUUGHRRRAAAAAAAAAB!!!!!!!)
Ash saws his own hand off in Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn
Ash leans against a door, trying to keep the evil forces at bay in Army of Darkness
Ash's own dismembered hand claws at his face in Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn
Ash meets Henrietta in the cellar, Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn
Ash goes sailing through the air, being sucked into a portal, Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn
Ash is posessed by the evil, Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn
Ash's screams of terror after Evil Linda bashes his head into the wall, Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn
Ash falls out of the portal in Army of Darkness
Ash takes a fork in the arse in Army of Darkness
Mini Ash screams in pain as he's boiled alive in Ash's stomach in Army of Darkness
Ash screams when he finds that the bridge has been destroyed in Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn*
Ash screaming as he's attacked by skeletons in the cemetary in Army of Darkness*
Ash screaming at a possessed Sheila after she jumps on his back in Army of Darkness*
Ash's final scream from The Evil Dead, as the force plows through him*
ReBoot
The much sought-after episode 1, season 3 of ReBoot, also known as "To Mend and Defend", portrays a character that resembles our favorite Ash. He has four lines in the entire episode, and here they are. I know three of them look exactly the same, but they're different. Well, they're as different as three ways of saying "groovy!" can get.
Ash: I'm dead before dawn, I'm dead before dawn!
Evil Dead: Hail to the King
Ash: Who's laughing now, you primitive screwhead?
