Tremors Quotes

Quotes from the first Tremors movie
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Some of the best lines from the film.....

Val: Roger that Burt, and congratulations. Be advised, however, that there are two more, repeat, two more motherhumpers.

Earl: Is this a job for an intelligent man?
Val: Well, show me one and I'll ask him.
Earl: Damn it Valentine, you never plan ahead, you never take the long view, I mean here it is Monday and I'm already thinking of Wednesday... It is Monday right?
Val: You see, we plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now.
Earl: Dammit, Valentine! You never go for any girl unless she fits that stupid list of yours from top to bottom.
Val: Well, sure.
Earl : Yeah, and it's dumber than my hind end! Like that Bobbie Lynn Dexter.
Val: Tammy Lynn Baxter!
Earl: Doesn't matter. They're all the same: dead weight. "Ooh, I broke a nail!" Ugh! Makes my skin crawl.
Val: Yeah, well, I'm a victim of circumstance.
Earl: I thought you called it your pecker.

[Earl and Valare about to meet Rhonda. Val pictures her]
Val: You will have long blonde hair, big green eyes, world class breasts, ass that won't quit and legs that go all the way up.

[Earl and Val have just been chased by a 30 foot long monster]
Rhonda: Did you notice anything weird a minute ago?
Val: This valley is just one long smorgasbord.
Earl: Damn it, listen to me. I'm older and wiser.
Val: Yeah, well you're half right.
[Burt looks at the monster fought off with his "toys"]
Burt: Guess you broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn't ya!
[Burt looks at his bomb shelter for perhaps the last time]
Burt: Food for five years, a thousand gallons of gas, air filtration, water filtration, Geiger counter. Bomb shelter! Underground... God damn monsters.
Val: Good morning, Mr. Bassett. This is your wake up call. Please move your ass.
[On the creatures]
Earl Bassett: I'm betting on outer space. No way these are local boys.
Val: I can't believe we said no to free beer!

Tremors 3: Back To Perfection is distributed by MCA/Universal Home Video, Inc. TM and Copyright 2001 Stampede Entertainment.