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The following site contains scripts that may be offensive to some people and some that may be REALLY offensive to some people. This site contains explicit violence, sex, drugs and adult themes. It is not recommended for persons under the age of 18. If you are under this age, please seek parental permission, or just be warned. Because we know that some people are quite sensitive.

And now, the award-winning critically acclaimed authors behind Buffalo Man and Thy Hard join to make this epic mega-event- 

ERIK AND NAT'S FUN HOUSE

Read on for story's that will shock, scare and amuse you...

If you thought the shower was safe... THINK AGAIN! Here it is, the award winning Erik Bonner's Steam: Terror in the Shower. Based on a true story.

Get ready to fly fast, to fly high and most of all... FLY HARD!

A new adventure written by Erik Bonner and starring Bruised Willies, the sequel to Oscar winning for best picture Thy Hard... Thy Hard: Annihilation! 

Don't go in the water! They are there, they are big and they are supernatural! Welcome to the Bermuda Triangle home of Attack of the Mutant Tiger Sharks of Doom. A joint effort. Inspired by a true story

Just when you thought it was safe to venture into the water, we write the sequel to Attack of the Mutant Tiger Sharks of Doom... Return of the Mutant Tiger Sharks of Doom!

The most highly anticipated movie since Star Wars: Episode 1 here is The studier!

It will be hard to beat this one at this years Oscars. Iraq and Doofas give you the best, grilling and gory insights to one of the worlds most terrifying things... being stoned! Here it is... Ramblings of a Stoned Man! Based on a true story... or was it? I don't know... we were stoned when we wrote it, no actually we weren't. We wrote the studier stoned... or did we? I can't remember.

Now, the shocking true story... Letterbox Kids!

Now, before the release on the new... Revenge of the Mutant Tiger Sharks of Doom, we have the ultimate source on Attack of the Mutant Tiger Sharks of Doom and Return of the Mutant Tiger Sharks of Doom... THE SUPER OPRAH WINFREY SPECIAL SPECTACULAR TALK ON AND MAKING OF ATTACK OF THE MUTANT TIGER SHARKS OF DOOM, RETURN OF THE MUTANT TIGER SHARKS OF DOOM AND THE NEW REVENGE OF THE MUTANT TIGER SHARKS OF DOOM SPECIAL EDITION 

COMING SOON: They're back, they're mean and they're coming to a cinema near you! The most anticipated sequel ever! REVENGE OF THE MUTANT TIGER SHARKS OF DOOM! Stay out of the water!

And now, the sequel to everyone's favourite movie, here is... FACE/Off 2: The Sacred Boomerang!

Be afraid! Be very afraid! It's 30 years later, but it's still the scariest movie ever! IT'S STILL RATED R! And now it's back with digital sound and extra scenes, here's... Return of the Mutant Tiger Sharks of Doom: Directors Cut!

Now the sequel to the most amazing true story ever. Here is the controversial new movie... Buffalo Bull!

The amazing prequel of the year is here. Nominated for 76 academy awards, including Best Movie Ever here is... Ms. Fillips

Okay. The next script is a bit offensive, but kinda funny. I was doing a bit too much coke when I wrote this one I think. Maybe I should stop doing drugs. Nah, NOT GODDAMN LIKELY! Anyway read on and enjoy... Hoodz in da Hood!!

I study Film. It is scary. I make movies. I made one of the above scripts into a movie. The script was changed slightly though. Read on and enjoy... The Studier: Special Edition

It is the hardest thing to find. Its website is even harder to hack than NASA. But we got it. That's right. I'm talking about Star Wars Episode II!

Be afraid! Be sehr afraid! It's another Ramblings of a Stoned Man movie, yep that's right! I hope you like (I know you won't) Das Party: Ramblings of a Stoned Man 3 uh, 2!

1934's scariest movie, and still scary today. Quite possibly Iraqshome's longest script. But remember, since in 1934 people thought differently than what they do today, and as a result you have movies like... The Horrible Terrible Ferocious Ugly-Looking Mummy RETURNS! 

Well, I had to do it at one point. The shocking true story (sorry to the guys this is based on), that won 10 Oscars including best special effects, and most intriguing plot. So see what you think of, Pot Fiction

Inspired by Isaac Asimov's I, Robot, comes a movie that makes absolutely no sense, co-written by the real life Nat Dunny! (He does exist, and he is the stupidest person I know) Here is the long awaited Ich... Schmoovie! 

When we say that something is based on a true story, we mean it! Read The Truth Behind Iraqshome for more!

This had to happen... Sorry. Ramblings of a Stoned Man: Celebrity Edition!

OK. We are a bunch of idiots. And sometimes there is just something that's just offensive cause of its pure stupidity. This site contains many of them. And now there is this tripe. And I swear, this is the last Ramblings of a Stoned Man for a while. Here it is... the follow up to Ramblings of a Stoned Man, Das Party: Ramblings of a Stoned Man 3 uh, 2 and Ramblings of a Stoned Man: Celebrity Edition... Swedish Men's Friends: Ramblings of a Stoned Man 4! (Lord of the Rings fans, I mean no offence)

Here's my favourite script on the site. It is based on the time me, The Freaky Master and Davey from Letterbox Kids were trapped it the wilderness. Here is... On Cactus and Adventures

Well, The Nameless One has done it again in a parody of Baz Luhrman. All of us here at Frozen Rabbit strongly hate Baz Luhrman and therefore this script had to be written. We think that The Nameless One may have gone over the top a bit though. You decide. Read on, and please don't complain about... Baz Luhrman!

Welcome one, welcome all, to our Anniversary Week Line Up!

To kick off the week is this thrilling adventure of courage, love, anger and friendship. This epic tale took six people to write it, and was nominated for five Golden Globes this year and won five of them, including best picture! So sit back, relax and enjoy the worlds best script, Hey Buddy, Did You See the Nerds?

Now, we thought we would introduce a few little educational scripts into our lineup of crappy, gross-out, violent, drug-filled, trash. So, Oak Milk proudly brings to you Religion Show! This weeks episode- The Jesus Story!

Be prepared. Back when the Studier was released, censorship was a bit higher. But now, here is... The Studier: Uncut! See it again, for the first time!

To really make this week special, and just like the first week of Iraqshome, we will have a sequel, only five minutes after the original was written! Oak Milk presents Part Two of Religion Show: The Noah Story 

Now, what you have all been waiting for (except for the few smart people who visit this page). A year after the last entry in the Mutant Tiger Sharks of Doom Trilogy, here is the sequel to Attack of the Mutant Tiger Sharks of Doom, Return of the Mutant Tiger Sharks of Doom and Return of the Mutant Tiger Sharks of Doom: Directors Cut... The long awaited, academy award winning (best picture, best special effects, best actress) Revenge of the Mutant Tiger Sharks of Doom!

And to conclude this thrilling week, we have a thrilling script to an upcoming book/movie. Here is the thrilling, CHILDREN'S movie, Harry Pothead Gets the Philosopher Stoned: Ramblings of a Stoned Man 5. Read it. It's better than Swedish Men's Friends. I swear it is...

We hope you all enjoyed our Anniversary Week Line Up! Coming in 2002, the Oscar winning story by The Freaky Master, How a Drug-user Messed Up. Also the shocking true story, Bradstroke Island, a story of three men trapped on an island full of British people! And so much more... 

This week, we would like to treat you Iraqshome fans with a special... uh... treat. It isn't often that we bring you a true story that isn't exaggerated to the point of being totally unrealistic, so we here at Frozen Rabbit Entertainment proudly present to you in its entirety, the shocking true story of, Bradstoke Island! 

Nathan has a new film assignment on the way. Dear God! So he has decided to film a nice little satanic film by the name of... Evil Step-Twins From Beyond the Grave!  

Of course, Toothy (better known to you fans as Mr. Teeth) has the same assignment, and he came up with this little gem, 2002: A Mushroom Odyssey!

Another assignment... This one is a special little piece by a phat-ass dude name MC Naughton! This script is entitled... Radioactive Asparagus Mummy From Outer-Space!

Alright! Enough assignments! After a year in the making, and 35 Academy Awards, here is the best movie you'll read all year, DEAD-SET, BY-GEE, BY-JINGO, BY-CRIKEE, FAIR-DINKUM, RAGWEED, JETSAM, FLOTSDAM, MOTHER OF PEARL JAM, MOVIE ABOUT NOTHING!

Uh... yeah! (cough, crickets) Here's a better movie! This is based on a true story, and none of us here at Frozen Rabbit are laughing! Here is, How A Drug-User F@#ked Up! Warning: Very Coarse Language, Drug Use.

Now a script for fans of crap movies like The Fast and The F**kheads and Gone in 60 Seconds, REAL. FAST. CARS!

The wait will be over soon... Our amazing 50th script is coming! We are sick of counting down on a piece of paper then loosing it and having to count the scripts again, so we're just gonna let you in on our little countdown. Anyhoo, here's our 39th script, written by The Freaky Master, who got gradually higher as he wrote. Enjoy... Four White Man and One Black Man! Based on the shocking true story, starring Oscar nominee Dirt Wood! 

Number 40! Here's a little collection of funny stuff by the Freaky Master! It's a bit of a change for Iraqshome, so I hope you like: The Perfect Attitude For The Perfect Woman!

Just a quick little ad... Tom Hanks' new movie Road to Perdition is out now in a Cinema near you. Unless you live in so crappy African country where you aint get no movies or something. In that case, YOU SUCK DUDE! And if you live in a REAL country, see Road to Perdition!

Number 41, it's getting exciting now! This is a story written by a British man, so don't expect it to be too good. Oh well, the Brits may like Bush Trippin'

Number 42, although it's not really worth it. Those damn British bastards. Here's another piece of crap... Kurt!

Number 43, this is going to be excellent! Many of you wonder what I might do for a living. Surely you can't just smoke ganja, listen to the Insane Clown Posse and write scripts all the time. Every week, I hop in a truck, and become, THE MILK MAN! That's right. THE MILK MAN! And how do I entertain myself on these long milk runs? I fantasize about the events that occur in... Dial M For Milk!

Number 44, only 6 to go! Here's another little gem all the way from Britain about... you guessed it! Smoking pot! Here is... Alter Boyz! 

Number 45, another little gem from one of the sites creators! We here at Iraqshome all have a little problem (well we have a few, and this is just one of them!) We are addicted to music and shopping. So here is a little script about our favourite little hide away, JB Hi-Fi! I hope you all enjoy, Shopping at JB!

I have been slacking off, but please here me out...

Also, Tom Hanks' new movie Catch Me If You Can is out now. SEE IT!

Number 47, not long now to go, and a special script to start the year off with. This is the shocking true story about... How A Drug User Fucked Up 2: The Bradstroke Island 2 Prequel!

Number 48! You've waited for too long, so without further adieu, here is Iraqshomes longest and best script this far, BRADSTROKE ISLAND 2: Tortoise, Not Very Impressive!

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