So I'm sure you still have no idea what all this crap is. Well go to your local K-Mart, or Wal-Mart, or other trashy hillbilly store, and go to the movie section. There you will find ninja movies. Well, most of the Imperial Ninja movies are shiny and some of the titles are NINJA EMPIRE, RAGE OF NINJA, and NIGHT OF THE NINJA. If you like stupid kung-fu movies,this is what you want! And trust me, this is no regular stupid kung-fu stuff. This is as stupid as it gets. Some times people do flips to dodge machine gun fire, and also they'll loop frames to make it look as though they're kickin' a guy into a wall over and over. And the best part is it's all so obvious. So I really must suggest this line of quality films.