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THE TOP 10 AWESOMEST THINGS ABOUT IMPERIAL NINJA'S MOVIES

10 The terrible quality

9 The bright, pastel, queer colored costumes they wear

8 The occasional, well much frequented, what you might call r ape scenes. Yeah thats the funny stuff right there.

7 The fact that they make NO sense whatsoever

6 The fact that the same white guys are in every single one of them

5 The fact that they are always in the same stupid forest

4 The spin move they do in mid-air to change into costume (like the power rangers)

3 The fact that they have 18 titles in their library

2 Their rich uncle that pays for it all (he also owns that forest, its his backyard)

1 The fact that they are a bunch of white guys who splice themselves into old chinese ninja movies, and create a whole different plot, trying to mix it in with the real movie, trying to have it make sense. And it NEVER WORKS! IT IS RATHER HILARIOUS THOUGH


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