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"I had Parkinson's disease, but Parkinson wanted it back." - Mike Stoklasa


NEW GMP FEATURE! Mike Stoklasa and Rich Evans have been killing themselves shooting Oranges: Revenge of the Eggplant, the wetly-anticipated big-budget sellout sequel to the embarrassingly popular GMP epic Oranges the Movie (2000). Both films are shot on lavish miniature sets and feature a squabbling, violent and highly entertaining race of talking fruit. As usual recently with GMP films, Mike Stoklasa was depressed, sick and suicidal during the entire shoot, and remains so. "This movie is killing me," he would say if he could talk. Which means, it's gonna be good. Or he's going to hate it and never release it. Or something. Mike has gotten so relentless with his depression that not only does he want to get hit by a train, Rich Evans plans to actually throw him in front of it himself. Of course this depression may have something to do with the fact that Mike and Rich are currently spending their time in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

Visit the new Oranges: Revenge of the Eggplant website!



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