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MMMMM, CHEESY

Okay here you have it. My list of the movies that may be new, but contain corny (or "cheesy", as I call 'em) plotlines and/or scenes.

I'm not saying these suck, they're just antediluvian (look it up) to a certain degree.

WELL, OKAY, SO MAYBE NOT ALL OF THEM ARE GOOD.....

Okay, so I lied. Not all the movies listed here are good. I may drop a hint or two about the ones that suck. But I may also drop a hint about the ones that are good. Ya get it?

In other words, don't you DARE assume that all the movies in the list on the left automatically suck the big fat cucumber. Some of them may actually be good, in spite of their cheesiness.

I DON'T CARE WHEN THEY CAME OUT!

I really could NOT care less when the Hell these movies came out. If they're cheesy, they're, well, cheesy.

Once in a great while I may forgive a movie for being cheesy if I rented in on video, and it happens to be very old, like from the mid-'60s or so.

However, should a movie from the '60s or so be shown on T.V., and it's cheesy, well then that's the netwok's fault for projecting such anachronism into our already relatively decomposed minds.

In some cases, though, I may still include a '60s movie I rented on the Lame List if it is astronomically cheesy for it's time.

CHECK OUT MY OTHER SITE TOO, GODDAMMIT!!!

Nuh-uh, no way, this ain't my only site in the world. There's this other site that I made called "Horror Movie Reviews" that you may or may not be interested in.

Oh yeah, and don't forget to sign the guest book when you go there.

ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Keep in mind that this site is always under construction, so I will always be adding new reviews and images to this site, among other things.

The cheesy movie of the month will also be different every month, as if THAT weren't obvious enough.

HORROR ONLY

In case you don't get it by now, this site contains only horror movies. Not comedy, not romance, but HORROR! DEATH, BLOOD, AND MAYHEM!!!

And remember: I am at liberty to put down any and all movies that I think SUCKED ASS!

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