Four fathers


Costello:  For score in seven years, one father--

Abbott:  No, fore fathers.

Costello:  Not four fathers.

Abbott:  We all have fore fathers.

Costello:  (pointing to audience) All these people out there have 
four fathers?  (to audience) YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!!!  
(to Abbott)  Did I have four fathers?  

Abbott:  Yes.

Costello:  i'm still trying to raise the auntie.  I had four fathers?

Abbott:  Yes.

Costello:  Well if i did only one of them came home nights.


Transcribed by Chris Lupica