Milking a Cow

Abbott:  Do you know how to milk a cow?

Costello:  Do I know how to milk a cow?

Abbott:  Do ya?

Costello:  Milk a cow?  Well you get him to sit down and...uh...how do 
you milk a cow?

Abbott:  You don't know how to milk a cow?

Costello:  No.

Abbott:  You start from the back.

Costello:  From the back?  (Tries climbing on the cows back and the cow 
starts to walk away).  WHOA BOY!

Abbott:  Whoa Betsy.

Costello:  WHOA BETSY! Whatever your name is.

Abbott:  You see, you take the bucket and put it under the cow's utter.

Costello:  The cow's other what?

Abbott:  Not other what.  The cow's utter.

Costello:  I take the bucket and i put it where?

Abbott:  Under the cow's utter.

Costello:  The cow's other what?  You have to put it under the cow's other
something.

Abbott:  Not other something.

Costello:  You can't put under the cow's other nothing.

Abbott:  Not other nothing.  The cow's utter.

Costello:  THE COW'S OTHER WHAT?

Abbott:  Not other what.  You go directly to the source.

Costello:  Huh?

Abbott:  You go right to the source.

Costello:  Who's talking about sauce?  I want milk.  You want sauce?  I'll
pick apples and make apple sauce.

Abbott:  No, No.  You go right to the source.  The cow's tanks.

Costello:  What?

Abbott:  Tanks.

Costello:  You're welcome.


Transcribed by Chris Lupica