~"my Butt itches"
~"NOT THE FACE!!! NOT THE FACE!!"
~I'm not bald, I just have less hair then others"
~WHERES MY TINIKIWINKI DOOOOLLL!!!!!
~I just LOVE Elton Jon, urrrrr.. I mean his music"
~I did want to be a male stripper, but then they told me I was too fat and needed to wax my bikini line"
~"In the YMCA song, I was the deeper voiced one, and I had on a hardhat and a thong"