Don't Cry Patty it's only 4 cookies!!!
THE DAY STEPHEN ATE PATTY'S COOKIES
It was the best incident of them all! Mamaw Betty
had made some Valentine's Day cookies for Patty
to take to work. When Patty did not take them to work
on Wednesday, Mamaw assumed that she did not
want them anymore. So, on Saturday, February 17,
Mamaw Betty gave Stephen 2 of the 30+ cookies.
When Patty found out, all hell broke loose in the
kitchen. She began to cry and started yelling
at Mamaw, telling her to "kiss her @$$",
and kept repeating "How many cookies
did you give him Mom?" (be sure to keep in mind
never paid Mamaw for the stuff to make the cookies)
Patty went into a mad rage, bagged up the remaining
cookies and took off, slamming the door as hard as
she could, causing the welcome sign to fall off.
It is still not known where Patty went to, but our
guess is that she went to Ron for some comforting.
We don't know what time Patty came home on
Sunday morning either, but we did find the following
note outside her door:
Do Not Wake Me Up!
I am not going to church!
The paper is over there already.
DO NOT DISTURB!
I only have one thing to say in response to that,
Patty. DEAL WITH IT, AND IF YOU EXPECT
PEOPLE TO BOW DOWN TO YOU AND TIPTOE
AROUND JUST FOR YOU IT IS NOT GOING TO
HAPPEN. SO SEE YA! AND JUST THINK ABOUT
WHAT YOU REALLY ARE POUTING OVER: COOKIES!!!!!