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Don't Cry Patty it's only 4 cookies!!!

 

 

THE DAY STEPHEN ATE PATTY'S COOKIES

It was the best incident of them all! Mamaw Betty 

had made some Valentine's Day cookies for Patty 

to take to work. When Patty did not take them to work

 on Wednesday, Mamaw assumed that she did not 

want them anymore. So, on Saturday, February 17,

 Mamaw Betty gave Stephen 2 of the 30+ cookies. 

When Patty found out, all hell broke loose in the

 kitchen. She began to cry and started yelling 

at Mamaw, telling her to "kiss her @$$",

 and kept repeating "How many cookies

 did you give him Mom?" (be sure to keep in mind

 that Patty 

never paid Mamaw for the stuff to make the cookies) 

Patty went into a mad rage, bagged up the remaining

 cookies and took off, slamming the door as hard as 

she could, causing the welcome sign to fall off. 

It is still not known where Patty went to, but our

 guess is that she went to Ron for some comforting. 

We don't know what time Patty came home on 

Sunday morning either, but we did find the following 

note outside her door:
Do Not Wake Me Up!
I am not going to church!
The paper is over there already.
DO NOT DISTURB!

I only have one thing to say in response to that, 

Patty. DEAL WITH IT, AND IF YOU EXPECT

 PEOPLE TO BOW DOWN TO YOU AND TIPTOE

 AROUND JUST FOR YOU IT IS NOT GOING TO

 HAPPEN. SO SEE YA! AND JUST THINK ABOUT

 WHAT YOU REALLY ARE POUTING OVER: COOKIES!!!!!