Quotes of Austin

Quotes From Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

• Austin Powers: Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.
• Dr. Evil: Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
• Austin Powers: Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?
• Austin: I don't bite... hard!
• Austin Powers: I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.
• Vanessa: Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.
• Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa?
• Dr. Evil: When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die!
• Austin: She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.
• Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
• Vanessa: How can you tell?
• Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy... cat.
• Scott Evil: I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me. Therapist: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that.
• Mustafa: You shot me! You shot me right in the arm and it really hurts!
• Austin Powers: There are only two things in this world that scares me and one is nuclear war.Basil: What's the other?Austin Powers: Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
• Paddy O'Brien: They're always after me lucky charms.
• Austin Powers: No, this is me in a nutshell:

Quotes from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

• AUSTIN: You're a bastard!... Whose fat!
• IVANA: Ivana. Ivana Humpalot.
• FRAU BISSINA [In Yiddish]: Let's get it on.
• SCOTT: That little Mini-You put roadkill in my bed.
• FAT BASTARD: I'm sexy.
• AUSTIN: I put the
• Fat Bastrad: I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook!
• Fat Bastard: I ate a baby! Yeah, thats right, a baby! The other, other, white meat! Babies, its whats for dinner!
• Dr Evil: I shall call him...Mini-Me!
• Dr Evil: When a problem comes along you must zip it! (whip cracking noise) Zip it good!
• Fat Bastard: Me big sexy man! (liks hand and touches his tit)
• Dr Evil: Riiight.
• Dr Evil: No, NO, we do not knaw on our kitty
• SCOTT: You always let him get away, ass.
• DR. EVIL: Mini-Me, Stop humping the laser beam.
• DR. EVIL: Austin, I am your father.AUSTIN: Really?DR. EVIL: No. I have no evidence to back that up.
• AUSTIN: I'm single, baby!