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Quotes

Here are some of my fave quotes!

3 Ninjas

Colt: Last summer, me and my brothers-
Rocky: .
..my brothers and I!
Colt:
Whatever!...we spent the summer the way we always do, at our grandpa's cabin.
Tum Tum:
Yeah, while most kids are out for some stupid camp, me and my brothers-
Rocky: .
..my brothers and I.
Colt and Tum Tum:
WHATEVER!!!
Tum Tum:
We spent the summer learning old fashioned, really cool Ninja stuff from my Japanese grandfather.
Rocky:
Most days began the same way, every morning he would wake us up with a different test...

Tum Tum: Where'd he go? where is he?
Grandpa:
Hahahahahaha...yoo-hoo! I'm here! hahaha!
Rocky:
Grandpa, how d'you do that?
Grandpa:
Next time, try attacking in a non-smoking section.
Colt:
Man, we almost had you!
Tum Tum:
Yeah, we almost had you!
Grandpa:
Had me?! aaaaargh, Michael!
Tum Tum:
What?
Grandpa:
If I hadn't stopped the car, you would've been called pancake by now!
Tum Tum:
You would have stopped.
Rocky:
Ok guys, what now?
Colt:
Let's attack him again!
Grandpa
: Ah, two lessons you've got to learn from this battle. Number one, never attack unless you're gonna win.
Colt:
And lesson two?
Grandpa:
Don't climb a tree that's full of thorns...oooh!

Colt: Woo-hoo! look who's here...your girlfriend Emily's coming!
Rocky:
She's not my girlfriend, alright?
Colt:
Are you gonna kiss her?
Tum Tum:
Yeah, are you gonna kiss her!?
Rocky:
No, but I'm gonna kill you two if you don't shut up!

Rocky: We should run!
Tum Tum: We should hide!
Colt: We should kick their butts!!!

Tum Tum: We'll probably starve to death.
Colt: Great! why don't we just eat our way out of here?!!

Rocky: Colt!
Colt: SHUT UP!!!

Colt: Guys, I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, the delivery guys just creamed the
babysitter with the pizza...
Tum Tum and Rocky: Awesome!
Colt: The bad news is, they're carrying guns.

Snyder: Am I a nice guy or what?
Colt: You're a geek!

3 Ninjas Knuckle Up

Colt: So you don't really like her or anything, right Rock?
Rocky:
Who?
Colt:
Her, Jo.
Rocky:
Nah, well she's alright.
Colt:
Good, 'cause thinking about girls and stuff can distract a Ninja's concentration.

Jo: Hi Rocky, how are you?
Rocky:
A little sore here and there.
Colt:
I'm alive too, as you're just dying to know!

Grandpa: What's the matter with you guys? Did you sleep last night?
Colt:
I had this awful dream about this big, huge ugly dog!
Rocky:
A couple of them!
Tum Tum:
Ugly cowboys.
Colt:
Well, we were in it together.

Rocky: Colt, don't fight!
Colt: I'm not fighting!
Rocky: Then what were you doing?
Colt: Kicking butt!

Tum Tum: So are you gonna kiss her?
Colt:
Who?
Tum Tum:
Her, Jo.
Colt:
Naaaah...
Tum Tum:
Yes you are!
Rocky and Tum Tum:
Colt's gonna kiss Jo! Colt's gonna kiss Jo...
Colt:
C'mon guys!...ok, ok, maybe I will!
Rocky and Tum Tum:
WHAT?!

Colt: Why don't you buttheads just leave her alone.
J.J: What did you say, punk?
Colt: I said leave her alone...
Tum Tum: ...buttheads!

I MIGHT'VE GOT SOME OF THE SCENES WRONG AND I APOLOGIZE ABOUT THAT...IT'S JUST THAT MY MEMORY ISN'T VERY GOOD!!!

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