Here are some of my fave quotes!
Last summer, me and my
Rocky: ...my brothers and I!
Colt: Whatever!...we spent the summer the way we always do, at our grandpa's cabin.
Tum Tum: Yeah, while most kids are out for some stupid camp, me and my brothers-
Rocky: ...my brothers and I.
Colt and Tum Tum: WHATEVER!!!
Tum Tum: We spent the summer learning old fashioned, really cool Ninja stuff from my Japanese grandfather.
Rocky: Most days began the same way, every morning he would wake us up with a different test...
Where'd he go? where is he?
Grandpa: Hahahahahaha...yoo-hoo! I'm here! hahaha!
Rocky: Grandpa, how d'you do that?
Grandpa: Next time, try attacking in a non-smoking section.
Colt: Man, we almost had you!
Tum Tum: Yeah, we almost had you!
Grandpa: Had me?! aaaaargh, Michael!
Tum Tum: What?
Grandpa: If I hadn't stopped the car, you would've been called pancake by now!
Tum Tum: You would have stopped.
Rocky: Ok guys, what now?
Colt: Let's attack him again!
Grandpa: Ah, two lessons you've got to learn from this battle. Number one, never attack unless you're gonna win.
Colt: And lesson two?
Grandpa: Don't climb a tree that's full of thorns...oooh!
Colt: Woo-hoo! look who's here...your girlfriend
Rocky: She's not my girlfriend, alright?
Colt: Are you gonna kiss her?
Tum Tum: Yeah, are you gonna kiss her!?
Rocky: No, but I'm gonna kill you two if you don't shut up!
We should run!
Tum Tum: We should hide!
Colt: We should kick their butts!!!
Tum Tum: We'll probably starve to death.
Colt: Great! why don't we just eat our way out of here?!!
Colt: SHUT UP!!!
Colt: Guys, I've got some good news and some bad
news. The good news is, the delivery guys just creamed the
babysitter with the pizza...
Tum Tum and Rocky: Awesome!
Colt: The bad news is, they're carrying guns.
Snyder: Am I a nice guy or what?
Colt: You're a geek!
3 Ninjas Knuckle Up
Colt: So you don't really like her or anything,
Colt: Her, Jo.
Rocky: Nah, well she's alright.
Colt: Good, 'cause thinking about girls and stuff can distract a Ninja's concentration.
Jo: Hi Rocky, how are you?
Rocky: A little sore here and there.
Colt: I'm alive too, as you're just dying to know!
What's the matter with you
guys? Did you sleep last night?
Colt: I had this awful dream about this big, huge ugly dog!
Rocky: A couple of them!
Tum Tum: Ugly cowboys.
Colt: Well, we were in it together.
Rocky: Colt, don't fight!
Colt: I'm not fighting!
Rocky: Then what were you doing?
Colt: Kicking butt!
Tum Tum: So are you gonna kiss her?
Tum Tum: Her, Jo.
Tum Tum: Yes you are!
Rocky and Tum Tum: Colt's gonna kiss Jo! Colt's gonna kiss Jo...
Colt: C'mon guys!...ok, ok, maybe I will!
Rocky and Tum Tum: WHAT?!
Colt: Why don't you buttheads just leave her
J.J: What did you say, punk?
Colt: I said leave her alone...
Tum Tum: ...buttheads!
I MIGHT'VE GOT SOME OF THE SCENES WRONG AND I APOLOGIZE ABOUT THAT...IT'S JUST THAT MY MEMORY ISN'T VERY GOOD!!!