(PLEASE NOTE MAX SLADE'S BEAUTIFUL EYES...NO, I'M BEING SERIOUS!)
"Hi Colt, I'm having problems at school. There's this big guy who's been bullying me for a pretty long time now. He's been threatening me and beating me up, what shall I do!?" - Tom.
Colt says: "Just kick his butt!"
"Dear Colt, I wonder if you can help me. My little brother has been annoying me lately and I can't seem to think of a way to get my own back. Do you have any ideas...?" - Lisa.
Colt says: "Tease him, that always works"
"Colt, I really like this girl at my school. The problem is, how can I show her that I do?" - Ben
Colt says: "Show off in front of her, or give her something like a Ninja doll"
"Dear Colt, I'm being bullied by this huge gang of girls. Do you reckon I should tell someone or should I just ignore them? I really don't know what to do!" - Tanya.
Colt says: "Again...kick their butts!"
"Hello Colt, the problem is I've been grounded for 2 weeks and I've been locked into my room. I really need to get out so what do you reckon I should do?" - Dan.
Colt says: "Sneak out, it wasn't that hard to guess!"
"Hi Colt, I've been told that I'm real fat and when I look in the mirror I feel fat and ugly, too. My parents tell me to ignore it and be happy. What do I need to do?" -'Anonymous'.
Colt says: "Go to the gym or take Ninja lessons!!!".
"Colt, I'm in love with a guy in my school and all my friends keep teasing me about it. I'm sick and tired of that. Should I just shout and yell at them to shut up!?" - Mary.
Colt says: "Yeah"
"Hi Colt, I'm kinda nervous about our baseball match on Tuesday. My dad said I shouldn't stress...he mean't I shouldn't go to it! the team really needs me and that is my big day to show off. What should I do?" - Joe.
Colt says: "Screw you dad! just go to the match anyway, no matter what he says"
"Dear Colt, my 'rents won't lend me any pocket money, 'cause they say I've been bad...what!?" - Sarah.
Colt says: "Shout at them until they give you some...or threaten to run away"
"Hello Colt, recently I borrowed a top from a friend. I got a stain on it that won't go away in the wash. She doesn't know about this. Do you have any ideas on what I should do?" - Katie.
Colt: "Um...make up some excuse!"
"Colt, like many people I'm being bullied. I'm too freaked out to tell someone. Help me!" - George.
Colt: "I've said it before and I'll say it again, kick their butts!"
Well, that was a few problems solved...
A small notice from Rocky: Please don't take my brother's advice seriously, he is too violent!
A small notice from Em: Rocky is right, don't take them seriously coz you'll just do the wrong thing...by the way, the entries, names and Colt's answers have just been made up so don't claim a person with the same name have sent in a letter for this page, lol...that was all for now.