quotes i've collected that humor me...so you may not laugh

...wow, went though my stuff and found the quotes from the bahamas trip,
these still crack me up still(don't you love when people use a word twice
like that...yeep we understood the idea of the sentence after the first,
"still!" but thanks for reiterating the point)!! those that weren't there,
i wish you could get the laughs but here they are anyway,
if only for my own amusement...
Dr. J
-"guys, guys...when we get back..."(then walks away)
-"We'll have a field lunch here at teh cafeteria."
-"three people got stung but nobody saw any jelly fish"
Dr. Yates
- "group 'yellifish'" (dr. yates naming patricias group because
of the way she pronounces jelly fish).
Matt
-buried in the sand, lisa asks joe to scratch her collar bone,
joe(math student) stands there in wonder when matt(biologist) interjects,
"a clavicle is the collar bone math boy"
-after dr. J's west virginia breeding joke, "ASSHOLE!! That's where i'm
from!!" (exclaiming to joe and releasing his weeks tension build up)
-(after severe sunburn) "if i get whiped with a branch,
i'm gonna cry like a little bitch"
Back to regular quotes
Sir Thomas' away message: my brain is going to
explode and there's gonna be equations everywhere.
RunningZealot: theres always another starfish in the sea(cliche, EXCEPT for the starfish part...which makes this one a good one)
VampireKss121: g'night girl that likes old guys
AmyMcAmerson: not jsut any old guys
AmyMcAmerson: one in particular
ccaitem: i cant stop thinking in spanish
ccaitem: so i am only thinking as far as my vocabulary can go
ccaitem: which means i dont have a lot on my mind
(need i say more)
nonameholls: i was givin a preposition..lol
nonameholls: lol
VampireKss121: a preposition...like "of" "to" "about" ???
nonameholls: maybe its a proposition
...umm..oh yeah?