JohnCarlWang: oh oh oh
JohnCarlWang: lets play a game
JohnCarlWang: word rpg quest
JohnCarlWang: i love it
JohnCarlWang: i'll be something and u be something
JohnCarlWang: and we get to make up stuff as we go along
JohnCarlWang: i'll be a lv 3 kung fu fighter
teH sex0R bunNY: lol no john
JohnCarlWang: awww why not?
teH sex0R bunNY: Lol uh... no reason
JohnCarlWang: i take a dark road into a forest, only to encounter
a small troll
teH sex0R bunNY: OH gosh.. maybe you should go to bed?
JohnCarlWang: the troll yells fierously at me, then chants a spell
JohnCarlWang: i became naked!
JohnCarlWang: showing my manly package
JohnCarlWang: soon a dozen women came running at me
JohnCarlWang: the crazed women did 10 damage to me
JohnCarlWang: i then ran to the troll and kicked his ass, causing
him to hit the women....
JohnCarlWang: i became victorious
JohnCarlWang: i take the troll clothes, which was way too small for
meh, and start walking into the forest again
JohnCarlWang: i meet up with a girl named danielle that sorta appeared
from outta the sky
JohnCarlWang: i slap her
JohnCarlWang: she then wakes up
JohnCarlWang: then i slaped her again
teH sex0R bunNY: lol
JohnCarlWang: i laugh at her red face then continued walking
JohnCarlWang: all of a sudden razor sharp arrows come flying at me
JohnCarlWang: but with my incredible reflexes i dodged them
JohnCarlWang: and caught one in my mouth
JohnCarlWang: i spit the arrow to the ground....
JohnCarlWang: the elfish people jumped out from there hidden places
JohnCarlWang: and runs at me with knives
JohnCarlWang: i was vassly out numbered
JohnCarlWang: so i reach into no where and pulled out a m4
JohnCarlWang: i fire away
JohnCarlWang: bam bam bam 100 damage to all
JohnCarlWang: the elves fall
JohnCarlWang: then danielle comes running screaming "help me"
JohnCarlWang: i turn and walk the other way
teH sex0R bunNY: *Reading this*
JohnCarlWang: i finnally got out of the forest
JohnCarlWang: and sees wat seems to be an endless desert
JohnCarlWang: i quickly pull out a beach towell and sun tan lotion
JohnCarlWang: rubs self with lotion giving self 3+ hotness
JohnCarlWang: danielle runs out of the forest and into the desert
JohnCarlWang: again screaming for help, while a pack of wolves chase
her
JohnCarlWang: i pretend to ignor it
JohnCarlWang: afta tan i start to wonder off into the desert myself
JohnCarlWang: soon i was surrounded by sand like creatures
JohnCarlWang: with my lightning fast kicks and punches
JohnCarlWang: i created fire which turned my enimies to glass
JohnCarlWang: then with the glass i made, i took and make some glass
slippers
JohnCarlWang: it was getting dark, desert becoming cold as the opposite
of hell
JohnCarlWang: i see danielle running with parts of her clothes intact
cause of the wolves bites
JohnCarlWang: lovely sight, but i did the same as before, IGNOR
JohnCarlWang: i soon find an oasis
JohnCarlWang: got some water and feel asleep
JohnCarlWang: that morning i kept going my path
JohnCarlWang: and soon too find the danielle completely naked!
JohnCarlWang: i stared at amazement
JohnCarlWang: noticing the wolves were gone
JohnCarlWang: i take another half hour staring
JohnCarlWang: then i walk along again
JohnCarlWang: the desert was behind me now, i was in a snowy mountainous
area
JohnCarlWang: i see a group a people off in the distance, what seems
to be a wizard in grey, an elf, a dwarf, 2 halflings, and two humans
JohnCarlWang: maybe more, but it was snowing badly so i took cover
JohnCarlWang: when storm died out the ground was cold, so i put on
my glass slippers, knowing that it will give me some protection
JohnCarlWang: from the snow
JohnCarlWang: i see again danielle running crying for help, this time
with her clothes back, and the wolves chasing her again.....
JohnCarlWang: i see her, and this time i yell to her "keep up
the good exercise"
JohnCarlWang: after a while of walking i see an snowman that 10 feet
tall with jagged iceicle for teeth
JohnCarlWang: he threw snowballs at me
JohnCarlWang: which i used my kung fu powers to hit them
JohnCarlWang: he then took off his nose and put it on the top of his
head
JohnCarlWang: he charges at me
JohnCarlWang: i side stepped and pushed him off the side of the mountain
teH sex0R bunNY: LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS
JohnCarlWang: gained a LV 4!
JohnCarlWang: i start to run hopeing to get out of the icy hell saying
to myself "running running running running"
JohnCarlWang: i got to the bottom of the moutain chain only to find
my self facing a rock golem
JohnCarlWang: i yell in a girly voice!
JohnCarlWang: and starts to run
JohnCarlWang: while the giant rock chases me
JohnCarlWang: i run by danielle who is still yelling "help me"
JohnCarlWang: i slapped her again while running, she fell
JohnCarlWang: then i turned around and kick the golem in the head
with my super attack "flying dragon of the deadliest art in chinese
kung fu style reconizing all china mans!"
JohnCarlWang: the attack had no affect
JohnCarlWang: effect*
JohnCarlWang: said the rock golem
JohnCarlWang: i said "wtf u can talk"
JohnCarlWang: "uhh yea i can G, so why chu be running from me
dawg"
JohnCarlWang: i was like, "don't act black, ur not ver good"
JohnCarlWang: the rock golem got angry
JohnCarlWang: so i started to run again
JohnCarlWang: later i ran into a canyon that fitted my size perfectly,
seeing that the golem couldn't go through
JohnCarlWang: the cayon being only 3 feet long
JohnCarlWang: i got to the other side
JohnCarlWang: which seems to lead to a beach
JohnCarlWang: wut i came to see was naked women as far as i can see
JohnCarlWang: i was in heaven
JohnCarlWang: then i notice danielle, "oh wait, this can't be
heaven, she's here"
JohnCarlWang: she was chased by sharks this time
JohnCarlWang: wait and wolves on the sharks back
JohnCarlWang: she screams for help as usual
JohnCarlWang: *ignor*
JohnCarlWang: when i got closer to the women
JohnCarlWang: somehow all the women transformed into mermaids
JohnCarlWang: i was like screw this, i can't have sex with a fish
JohnCarlWang: so i left
JohnCarlWang: i finnially reached my destination, "THE CASTLE
OF DOOM" subtitled "this is ur doom"
teH sex0R bunNY: LOL
teH sex0R bunNY: I love this john
JohnCarlWang: i walk in the front door
JohnCarlWang: but it seems to be locked
JohnCarlWang: so i use my special move again "flying dragon of
the deadliest art in chinese kung fu style reconizing all china mans!"
and kicked it open JohnCarlWang: inside i only found a dark area
filled with nothing
JohnCarlWang: then i notice i still had my sun glasses on from the
tanning at the desert
JohnCarlWang: i take em off and find a brightly fill room with gold
and jewels
JohnCarlWang: then all of a sudden a dragon came out
JohnCarlWang: i pooped in my pants
JohnCarlWang: twice
JohnCarlWang: make that three times
JohnCarlWang: so i asked the dragon, "do u have another pair
of pants i can wear"
JohnCarlWang: the dragon said " sure here's one from the last
guy that tried to slay me"
JohnCarlWang: "thx"
JohnCarlWang: i then put on the pants and said to the dragon "prepare
to meet my foot"
JohnCarlWang: "flying dragon of the deadliest art in chinese
kung fu style reconizing all china mans!"
JohnCarlWang: ahhhhhh!!!!
JohnCarlWang: when one quick flap of the wings i was flown back
JohnCarlWang: i soon figured out i couldn't beat him with brute
strenghth
JohnCarlWang: i knew i should have chosen to be a mage of some sort
grrr
JohnCarlWang: and why am i here, i'm a freaken lv 4 kung fu fighter
JohnCarlWang: the dragon spits fire balls at me
JohnCarlWang: i start doing ku fu, implementing matrix styled moves
i climbed the walls
JohnCarlWang: i see danielle running past again, yelling "help
me"
JohnCarlWang: so run up to her and slap her
JohnCarlWang: and tells her "i'm fighting a dragon for pete
sakes"
JohnCarlWang: then with the little care i have i beat up the wolves
JohnCarlWang: "happy? all done"
JohnCarlWang: i turn back only to see a brighter light in my eyes
JohnCarlWang: i yell, "good god turn it down i don't want to
go blind"
JohnCarlWang: "oh sorry let me tune it down a little",
said danielle
JohnCarlWang: "because of ur heroic act, i will give u powers
beyond ur dreams", said danielle
JohnCarlWang: "u see i was a goddess in disguise and i have
givin u the......"
JohnCarlWang: "alright alright i don't care just give me the
damn powers", *slaps her again*, said I
JohnCarlWang: with a flip of her hand
JohnCarlWang: i was charged with godly powers
JohnCarlWang: became a lv ultimate kung fu masta!
JohnCarlWang: with one kick which deal 1 billion damage to the dragon
JohnCarlWang: again to my surprise the dragon was still standing......
JohnCarlWang: "wait hp don't even go up that high, this game
cheats" i yelled in rage
JohnCarlWang: so i asked the goddess, danielle, can i trade in my
powers for a wish?
JohnCarlWang: "yes" danielle replied
JohnCarlWang: "i wish i was a mage"
JohnCarlWang: "granted"
JohnCarlWang: lv ultimate kung fu masta! became a lv 3 mage
JohnCarlWang: "wtf" i'm lv 3 now!
JohnCarlWang: good grief
JohnCarlWang: oh well
JohnCarlWang: casts bunny on dragon
JohnCarlWang: "oh wait everyone knows dragons arn't affected
by magic
JohnCarlWang: damnit ><
JohnCarlWang: dragon smashes lv 3 mage
JohnCarlWang: lv 3 mage dies
JohnCarlWang: "oh god i'm in heaven" with lights all around
him
JohnCarlWang: "ur dead my warrior", said danielle
JohnCarlWang: "NO! i'm in hell, ur here" "AHHHH!"
JohnCarlWang: THE END.....subtitled, "or is it?"
JohnCarlWang: now wasn't that fun danielle?
teH sex0R bunNY: lol yes it was |
