BIG DADDY COOL



RECORD
HIGHLIGHTS
MENTIONED
WWA USED
Wins - 0
Loses - 1
Draws - 0
Former WWE World,IC,and Tag Champion, WCW World and Tag Team Champion
Stephanie McMAHON, Tank, Savanna, Chris Jericho
Piper, HHH, HBK, Kura, King, Jenna Jameson
(The scene opens up with Kevin Nash standing in front of a full length mirror,putting his wrist bands on)

Kura:Kevin,forget about it.Tank means nothing.He is a jobber.He beat you on one night,does that make him better than you?

(Nash doesn't say a word,but continues to tape up his wrists)

Kura:Its not worth it.He was lucky on Thursday.Every dog gets lucky once.That is what Tank is....A DOG!

(Kevin Nash looks up at his reflection,laughs,and nods his head)

Nash:You know something Kura,you are absoulutly right.Totally.I could waste my time asking for a rematch..or I could move on.

Kura:Exactly!

(Kura stands up,and walks to the dresser that is in the locker room.She sneakingly takes hold of a pair of brass knuckles and slides them into her pocket without Nash seeing)

Kura:But...

(She starts to walk towards the door)

Nash:But what?

Kura:I gotta run and take care of something.

Nash:Going out to the ring?

Kura:Um..yeah...I'm going to do an in ring segment.

Nash:Cool,I'll go out there with you,there is something I need to get off my chest.

Kura:Well...

Nash:Whats wrong?

Kura:Actually,I think I'll catch a backstage interview with Michael Cole,I don't feel like going to the ring in front of all those people.

Nash:Alright...if thats how you feel.

(Kura smiles and walks out of the locker room as Nash shakes his head begins to lace up his boots)

JR:Jesse,I wonder what is going through Kura's mind.

Jesse:She was robbed and so was her opponent last night for that matter.What do you think is going through her mind?

JR:I guess I would be a little angry.

Jesse:A little angry?JR,I don't think that pair of golden brass knuckles are going to be on her hand for decoration.

(Kura walks down the hall and sees Michael Cole)

Kura:Michael?

Michael:Yeah?

Kura:You wouldn't happen to know where Stephanie McMAHON is at would you?

Michael:Sure do.She is in her locker room with Matthew and Melissa.

Kura:Thank you.

(Kura laughs and slides the brass knuckles on her hand right in front of Michael as he looks shocked.She starts walking towards Stephanie's office)

Jesse:Uh-Oh JR!Here it comes!

JR:Someone needs to get back there!Stephanie doesn't even know whats coming!

(Kura sees Stephanie McMAHON's locker room and grins.She gets really close when someone grabs her hand)

Kura:What the hell!Get off me!

(Piper holds her arm and Jerry Lawler takes off the brass knuckles)

Piper:Do you think I'm stupid?Do you think I was born yesterday?You know,obviously you don't know who the authority is around here,so I guess I am going to have to teach you.

(Piper takes the brass knuckles from Lawler and puts them on)

Jesse:The tables have been turned!

JR:Don't do it Piper!

(Nash grabs Kura's hand and moves her back and he steps up to Piper)

Nash:Take your best shot.

Piper:Did you see what she was going to do?

(Nash looks at Kura)

Nash:Yeah..she was going to fall down when you hit her with those brass knuckles.

Piper:She was GOING to attack Ms.McMAHON.

Nash:Is that right?

Piper:Yeah,thats right.

Nash:Can I have MY brass knuckles back,now?

Piper:Your Brass Knuckles?!

(Piper hands him the brass knuckles and Nash puts them on.Piper and The King walk away and Nash turns to Kura)

Kura:I was just going to

Nash:I know,you were just going to go to Michael Cole for an interview,right?

Kura:Right..now where is he.

Nash:I don't know where Michael Cole is,but I know where you should be.

(Kura backs up and starts walking real fast towards her locker room)

Trips:I see you still haven't gotten her under control.

(Nash turns around to see Triple H standing there with Jenna Jameson and his World Title around his waist)

Nash:Hey bro.

(Nash walks over and they slap hands.Nash turns to Jenna Jameson)

Nash:Whats up Jenna?

J.J:Nothing much.

Nash:Awsome win last night.

Trips:Thanks man.I wish you would have put Tank away though.

Nash:What can I say,he got lucky.

Trips:Yeah,but he won't be so lucky when he gets in the ring with me.

Nash:The Game.The ceribal asasign.

Trips:You know it.Hey man,what the hell was that all about anyways?

Nash:Kura wanted to clock Stephanie with some nuks.

Trips:Can't say I blame her after what happened on Thunder.

Nash:I can.She'll get another shot at Stephanie,she needs to calm down.

Trips:That she does.I'd hate for her to be pissed of at me.

Nash:Me too.

Trips:But you are Kura's man,thats not likely to happen to you.

(Nash and HHH laugh)

Nash:I gotta go out to the ring,there is something I want to announce.

Trips:Alright man.

(Shawn Michaels walks up as Nash is leaving)

HBK:Where you going,BDC?

Nash:Out to the ring.

HBK:Oh,Ok.

(Nash leaves HBK and HHH to talk and gets ready to do an in ring segment)

JR:Uh Oh.Did you hear that?

Jesse:Yeah and I still can't believe it.Kevin Nash and Kura.They are a couple!

JR:Well,thats one thing that we just heard that is shocking,but even more shocking,Kevin Nash is coming out here!

(The Deisel Truck Blues kicks up as Kevin Nash walks out onto the stage,wearing black pants and a red BIG DOG jacket)

JR:Jesse..

Jesse:I know,I know,don't say it,Business is about to pick up!

(Kevin Nash walks down the isle looking upset.He climbs into the ring over the top rope.He raises his arm and fireworks shoot off as the fans cheer)

Nash:Listen up,because I am getting pissed off!

(The fans cheer more)

Nash:I have alot of personal relationships that go far beyond the WWA,and to tell you the truth,its getting out of hand.I have 2 best friends here,and we will be the best of friends until the day we die.Then Triple H allows Stephanie to become his manager,and Kura has a big problem with that.So before everything we have comes crumbling down,I want the four of you to get your asses down here...NOW!

JR:You have got to be kidding me!Nash is calling out Shawn Michaels,Stephanie McMAHON,Kura,and the WWA Heavyweight Champion..Triple H!

Jesse:You know,I have a feeling things are about to get really ugly,JR.

(Triple H's cut off music "It's All About The Game" plays as Triple H and Stephanie make their way down the isle)

Nash:Cut the music,we aren't here to see who gets the biggest crowd pop from their entrance!

(The music cuts and Triple H looks at Nash.Stephanie and Triple H get into the ring,as Shawn Michaels walks down as well)

("The Ruff Ryderz Anthem" plays)

Nash:I said we don't need any music Kura!

(Kura walks out as the music still blasts.She does "DDP"'s old taunt in the diamond shape and fireworks go off.She starts walking down the isle as the fans cheer.She climbs into the ring as her music cuts)

Nash:Really cute.

(Kura and Stephanie begin to stand face to face and start to shove each other)

Nash:Enough!

(They stop)

Nash:I am not trying to make your egos flare,but you 4 are the best that the WWA has to offer.Savanna isn't even in our league.But to be honest with you...your egos are already getting the best of you.The four of you,instead of kicking ass and taking names,you guys are kicking each other's asses!I'm sick of it.I am getting ready to walk out of this ring and walk out of the WWA for good.As far as the Kliq goes...ITS OVER!There is no more Kliq!

(The fans boo)

JR:Nash just killed The Kliq.

Nash:There are two choices.Have you seen the movie,The Matrix?If you have,then its a red pill,blue pill kind of deal.If you chose the red pill,I walk out and you guys can continue your WWA careers right to hell.The blue pill,is the future.The blue pill will strike fear into every superstar's heart.We will kick ass,kick more ass,and kick even more ass,Thunder and Mayhem.But,there is one catch.To take the blue pill is also to understand that you are who you are and if you fight with one another,you will get your ass kicked,and that even goes..

(Nash turns to Kura)

Nash:For you.

(Nash walks to the ropes by Lilian Garcia)

Nash:Give me the bag.

(Lilian Garcia hands him the bag and he promptly throws it to the mat by the four WWA superstar's feet)

Nash:Thats the blue pill,chose wisely because you can't go back.

(They look at each other,than as Nash,and than at the bag.Kura reaches down and opens the bag.They look inside and HBK kneels down.He moves something around and smiles,and looks up at the other 3 and nods his head.He hands the other 3 a black t-shirt and takes one out for himself.They slide the t-shirts on and the fans go crazy.Kevin Nash takes his jacket off and throws it into the crowd as the fans go crazy when they see his shirt is like the rest)

Jesse:What in the hell is this?

JR:Oh my god!They are back!

SHIRTS:

D-GENERATION X

(DX's theme plays over the PA system.The music cuts and the crowd cheers as Triple H claps his hands and does a catching motion and Nash tosses him the mic)

TO BE CONTINED...BY THE GAME...